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Part of the great thing of looking back on how I went from the cattle ranch to the White House was, I was a country music DJ. I saw Garth Brooks perform for free in 1992 at the Colorado State Fair where I met this person who knew about this graduate school program. Dana Perino
Music Great School Free Country Looking Looking Back Met White White House State Back Ranch Saw Brooks About Colorado Part Knew Perform Country Music Fair Great Thing House Cattle How Person Graduate Graduate School Where Who Garth Thing Program
In trouble to be troubled, Is to have your trouble doubled. Daniel Defoe
Trouble Troubled Your
'Tis no sin to cheat the devil. Daniel Defoe
Devil Cheat Sin Tis
Necessity makes an honest man a knave. Daniel Defoe
Man Honest Man Knave Makes Necessity Honest
All men would be tyrants if they could. Daniel Defoe
Men Tyrants Would Would-Be Could
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry
Death Immaturity Followed Look Continue Forward
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry
You People Religious Religious Views Never Share Almost Want Them Views Yours Who
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. Dave Barry
You Unless Boring Catch Fish Fishing Disgusting Then Actual
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires. Dave Barry
Believe We Cannot Out Inside Wires Because How Exists Sending Cannot Us Electric Figure Electricity Bills Company Travels Keeps
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry
Bag French Crawling Fat
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word. Dave Barry
You Word Big Enough Everything About Big Enough Dictionary Just
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. Dave Barry
Roman Empire Considered Empire Like Period Historical Roman Just Sixties Now
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. Dave Barry
Sheep Medium-Sized Rural Slowly Steadily Consumed Island Saint Patrick's Day Ireland Being
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry
Seven Seem Absolute Had He Between Like Another Tragic Person May Scream Depressing Even Four
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. Dave Barry
Television Generator Brain Nuclear
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. Dave Barry
Patriotism Strong Try Duty Citizens Feel Because Go Jail Patriotic IRS Fully Cooperate
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry
Game Problem Possible Soon Pieces Chess End Wanted
Do you know people on the Right who are tolerant of people who are for gay marriage and are pro-choice? I actually do, plenty of them. When there is a disagreement, I see way more people on the Right... more often willing to agree to disagree rather than to de-friend or to smear. Dave Rubin
Gay You Marriage People Disagree Gay Marriage Way Plenty Willing See Rather More More People Disagreement Do You Know Smear Know Than Pro-Choice Often Them Who Tolerant Agree Actually Right
The regressive Left ranks minority groups in a pecking order to compete in a kind of 'Oppression Olympics.' Gold medal goes to the most offended. Dave Rubin
Oppression Offended Minority Ranks Kind Most Left Goes Gold Gold Medal Order Groups Medal Compete Olympics Pecking
Everyone likes birds. What wild creature is more accessible to our eyes and ears, as close to us and everyone in the world, as universal as a bird? David Attenborough
Eyes World Bird Birds Wild Everyone Our Ears More Likes Accessible Close Us Creature Universal
I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. David Attenborough
World Wish Half Big Still Unexplored Just Twice
I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. David Attenborough
Hate Car Extremely Say Run Fact Tender Could Never Driving Environmentalist Because Conscience
If you watch animals objectively for any length of time, you're driven to the conclusion that their main aim in life is to pass on their genes to the next generation. David Attenborough
Life Time You Generation Animals Aim Objectively Driven Main Genes Pass Conclusion Any Length Next Next Generation Watch
Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids. David Broder
You Care Important Think Kids Something More Dividend Take Take Care Terms Got Priorities Up Than Get Tax Screwed Screwed-Up Your Rid Million
There is a fine line between serendipity and stalking. David Coleman
Stalking Fine Fine Line Between Line Serendipity
The way we live history is not the way historians tell history. Our lives are messy and chaotic and bewildering. David Grann
History Live Our Chaotic Way Our Lives Tell Bewildering Messy Historians Lives
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