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I don't get too hung up on what people think of me. Bobcat Goldthwait

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In the past, the movies I've made are perceived as dark, but a lot of comedies are way darker. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I had fame and wealth and things that are supposed to make you happy, but I wasn't happy, because there's no importance on having a fulfilling life. So in my mid-40s, that was my pursuit - making films that interested me, films that I would like to go see. Bobcat Goldthwait

If you raise a cool adult, that's an achievement. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I'd still like to work with Woody Allen. Bobcat Goldthwait

Work Allen Like Still Woody Woody Allen

I was actually offered a talk show on CBS at one point, and I just didn't want to do it. Bobcat Goldthwait

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Every time I go to a march or a rally, and I post it on Instagram, people will go, 'I'm going to unfollow you!' And I'm like, 'I used to play arenas. I've lost a lot of fans. I'm fine with that. I've had people unfollowing me for years. You're way behind the times.' Bobcat Goldthwait

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When I first started directing, I could have chosen a more lucrative path, with sitcoms and things like that. But I knew enough after the experiences I had in front of the camera that I was not going to do that, because I was just going to work on my own things or work with people I respected. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I'm really not a fan of letting the audience live vicariously through stuff. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I'm a redneck. Bobcat Goldthwait

Redneck

I was in this hamster wheel of being famous for being famous, much like a reality star. You would put me on a talkshow, I would say outrageous things. I was just perpetuating myself as a celebrity, and I found that really empty. Bobcat Goldthwait

At the same time most people were getting out of college, I was offered a buttload of cash to star in a movie. I don't think most students would have said no. Bobcat Goldthwait

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The thing that interested me, there are so many filmmakers I admire - like David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino - they have these themes where there's not much going on, but they were suspenseful. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I would love to make a horror picture! Bobcat Goldthwait

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When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms. Bobcat Goldthwait

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As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters. Brandon T. Jackson

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I know how to be funny to black audiences. Brandon T. Jackson

Funny Black Know How Audiences

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. Brandon T. Jackson

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