Quotes by Comedians

The 'Tim And Eric' experience was very strange. Fred Willard

Strange Experience Tim Eric Very

I never got any advice in acting. Fred Willard

Advice Never Got Any Acting

I love sketch; it's my favorite form. But if it's all improv, they're either very good, and it's annoying how good they are, and it makes you feel bad, or they're not too good; then you're sweating for them. Fred Willard

Love Good You Too Favorite Bad Feel Annoying Makes How Very Improv Form Either Sketch Them Sweating Then

I'll go in a minute to see a sketch show. Fred Willard

See Minute Go Sketch Show

Comedy relieves you. A lot of times, we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic say, 'Don't you hate it when...' And it's, 'Oh, my God! Of course!' Fred Willard

I love to draw, although I wish I was better at it. Fred Willard

Love Better Wish Draw Although

I have great respect for the authorities. Fred Willard

Great Respect Great Respect Authorities

There's this whole underground world of amateur television production. Fred Willard

World Television Underground Amateur Production Whole

Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills. Fred Willard

Me Gave Crimes Martin He Chills

'Field of Dreams.' Definitely one of the best baseball films of all time. When Kevin Costner spoke to his dad, and his dad answered, I, um, I mean a lot of guys I know couldn't help crying. Fred Willard

I like to play the guy that has no self-awareness. Fred Willard

Guy Self-Awareness Like Play

I've never crossed over to be a big star. I'd like to be in a big $100 million movie, though. 'Cause I was in an 'Austin Powers,' I think I had two lines, and every once in a while, I get a check, a really nice check, for that movie. Fred Willard

Cause Big Nice Every Think Once Though Crossed Never Had Check Over Like Powers Lines Austin Austin Powers Get Big Star Movie While Really Star Million Two

Comedy is harder, because if there's no laughs, it's pretty bad. But drama, if there's no reaction, you can say, 'Well, it's not their cup of tea. Maybe it's too heavy for the audience.' Fred Willard

You Comedy Tea Too Drama Say Laughs Bad Pretty Reaction Well Because Audience Cup Maybe Heavy Harder

I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me. Fred Willard

Me You Recognize Talk Off Your Ear

I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career. Fred Willard

Love Burt Reynolds Career

I love San Francisco! Fred Willard

Love Francisco San San Francisco

I am re-collecting the baseball cards my mom had thrown out when I went away to school. You know you are an adult when you can buy a whole set of baseball cards instead of two packs at a time. Fred Willard

Buy Time Mom You School Out Adult Thrown Had Instead Know Am Packs Whole Baseball Away Cards Two Set