Quotes by Comedians

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. Dave Chappelle

Great Bad Horrible Like Being Famous Anything Being Famous

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me. Dave Chappelle

Me You People Took Back Negativity Some Point Like Know Because Doing Surrounded Going Realize Much Really

You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous. Dave Chappelle

You Infamous Get

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you. Dave Chappelle

You People Onstage Like Know Smiling Up Wall Standing Standing Up

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way. Dave Chappelle

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do. Dave Chappelle

Work Out Put Feel Like Effort Legitimate Work Out Forth Then

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. Dave Chappelle

You Infamous Get

I love my jokes. Dave Chappelle

Love Jokes

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. Dave Chappelle

Never Since Comedian Been CEO Really Fourteen

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress. Dave Chappelle

Good Sports Stress Think Extreme Extreme Sports Relieving Really

The higher up I went, the less happy I was. Dave Chappelle

Happy Higher Up Less

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. Dave Foley

Remember Important Talk Bugs Important Thing Actually Thing

'NewsRadio' was fantastic. Dave Foley

Fantastic

David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled. Dave Foley

Brothers David Got Cancelled Reason

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood. Dave Foley

Strip About Something Malls Childhood Just

I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto, where everything was in a strip mall. Dave Foley

Everything Strip Toronto Mall Up Where Grew Suburbs

I never watched 'Harper's Island.' Dave Foley

Never Island Watched

I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all. Dave Foley

Kids Hall Any Mean Reason Career

When I was in school, all our history books were American, so we learned American history, not Canadian history. Dave Foley

History School Our Books Learned Were History Books Canadian American American History