Quotes by Comedians

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was. Darrell Hammond

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again. Darrell Hammond

You Doctor Living Like Well Again Describe

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk. Darrell Hammond

You Changes Way Talk Move Injured

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it. Darrell Hammond

Reality Take Version Get

Doctors didn't know what to do with me. Darrell Hammond

Me Doctors Know

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there. Darrell Hammond

Health Home Director Mental Health Parents Minutes Mental Hours Within Left Department Being Florida Needed University

I belong to the Democratic Party. Darrell Hammond

Party Democratic Democratic Party Belong

I had a dad you know. Darrell Hammond

You Had Know Dad

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. Darrell Hammond

Work World Leader Clown Sure How World Leader

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible. Darrell Hammond

Incredible Perform Major Leagues Major Leagues

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. Darrell Hammond

Work Me Crew Easy Give Props Been SNL Cannot

I never wanted to be famous. Dave Attell

Never Famous Wanted

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show. Dave Attell

Mind Slow Down Laughing Crowd Groans Show

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell

Stuff Soundtracks Lot

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool. Dave Attell

Reality TV Reality TV Cool Watch

Being on the road is kind of lonely. Dave Attell

Lonely Kind Road Being

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. Dave Attell

Sometimes Joke First Tell Minutes Couple Working Hard

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell

Recognized Get Famous Really

I don't watch reality TV. Dave Attell

Reality TV Reality TV Watch

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. Dave Chappelle

Love Me Love Me People Long Unconditionally Failing Know Around Cool

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. Dave Chappelle

Work Money Care Say About Issue Going

My generation is under-entertained. Dave Chappelle

Generation My Generation

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me. Dave Chappelle

Time Good Me You Man People Good Time Laugh See Dress Dress-Up Stuff Come Like How Still Lot Up Want Anything Pack Them Your Show Who Fun Started