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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die. Chris Hardwick
Day Worst Out Die Going Grandfather Found Ever
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was. Chris Hardwick
Funny Doctor First About Vocal Doctor Who Liked How How Much Getting Fan Fan Base Realize Much Who Deep Base Started
For podcasters, people are just being themselves in a public fashion. So when someone is attacking a podcast, they're really attacking the person, because the person is the podcast. So I think that's why podcasters take it to heart. It's a very personal form of media, probably the most personal form of media. Chris Hardwick
Fashion Heart People Think Someone Attacking Take Most Because Very Person Personal Just Being Form Public Themselves Really Media Why
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. Chris Hardwick
Jokes Reality Comedy Bit Exaggerated Because Little Manipulated Little Bit Create Things
We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy. Chris Hardwick
Digital Value Face Revolution Kind Nerd Face Value Because Understand Still Existed Infancy Irony Just Just Kind Cool
I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks. Chris Hardwick
Every One Or Two Weeks Days Off Five Get Six Two
I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time. Chris Hardwick
Time You Think Outcast Nerd Sort Because Isolated Movement Being Strengthens
I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart. Chris Hardwick
Love You People Smart Other Bad Find Nerd Nerds Some Online Most Also Because Doing Lot Very Times Movement Against Meanest Much Really Rebel Extensive Violence
If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live. Chris Kattan
Live Would Never Were Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Night
It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself. Chris Kattan
Someone Poke Himself Fun
I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids. Chris Kattan
Love Kids Child Either
In Hollywood, what they last saw you in is what you are. It's hard to break away from that. Chris Kattan
You Saw Break Hollywood Hard Away Last
It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India. Chris Kattan
You Pretending Stage India Weeks Opposed Shooting Different Different Thing Thing Set
My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs. Chris Kattan
Me Made Before Down Think Needy Tell Laughs Seem Scattered More Self Know Calmed Friends Get Centered Which Hollow Inner Inner Self
I'm fine with the life I have. Chris Kattan
Life Fine
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world. Chris Kattan
Myself World Comedy Everyone Say More Like Likes Sounds Themselves Much Gross
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. Chris Lilley
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I feel really qualified to write about Australia. Chris Lilley
About Write Feel Qualified Australia Really
I find teenage girls endlessly funny. Chris Lilley
Funny Girl Teenage Teenage Girls Find Endlessly
I like playing all sorts of ages and genders. Chris Lilley
Like Sort Ages Playing
When I wrote 'We Can Be Heroes,' I was just so excited about the concept of playing loads of characters, and a television series allows you to do that. Chris Lilley
You Heroes Television Television Series Characters About Excited Concept Wrote Just Series Playing Loads
You can't get any better than TV on HBO, ABC and BBC3. Chris Lilley
You Better TV ABC Than Get Any
I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, 'No, it's for me.' Chris Lilley
Me People Will Sign Pretend Photos Like Line Up Get Done Where Elderly Grandkids Ask Even Things
I like the boundaries, the kinds of conventions of a documentary and having to work within that. Chris Lilley
Work Kinds Having Boundaries Like Documentary Within Conventions
I get asked to do stupid things like panel shows and talk shows and things. Chris Lilley
Stupid Panel Like Talk Talk Shows Get Asked Shows Things
I've met big-name actors doing Hollywood films, and they've said that all they want is an in at HBO and their own show. Chris Lilley
Met Own Films Said Doing Want Hollywood Show Actor
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