Quotes by Comedians

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance. Chevy Chase

Me Creative Care Alive Circumstance About Given Friends Being Interests

I was a young, new, hot star, and I had this unbelievable arrogance. As time went on, the strident narcissism and arrogance slowly diminished. But I was definitely there. I'm older now. And a big crybaby. Chevy Chase

Time Arrogance Big Narcissism Young Older Definitely Diminished Unbelievable Slowly Had Hot New Star Now

When I saw 'Caddyshack,' I realized I couldn't act. Chevy Chase

Saw Realized Act

Avoid fatty foods, Bensonhurst, and hair care products. Chevy Chase

Care Hair Fatty Foods Avoid Products

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default. Chevy Chase

Jimmy Run Minus Anyone Wants Who Default

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. Chevy Chase

Stars Press Television Written Make Makes Media

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars. Chevy Chase

Fans Stars About Learned Lot Handling Established

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. Chevy Chase

Single Every Chaplin Charlie Charlie Chaplin Film Watched

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. Chevy Chase

People White White House Carter Fact Had Stumbling House Him Ford Around Want Wanted Forum Million Million People Watching Kept

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. Chevy Chase

Else Once Kids Married Seemed Someone Kissing Had Wrong Because Got Roles Wondering Moved Romantic Daddy Why Away

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. Chevy Chase

Good Made Think About Were Five Movies Them

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. Chevy Chase

Family Writing Few Films Solid Lot Very Awful

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. Chevy Chase

Me Took Learn How Making Making Movies Years Movies

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. Chevy Chase

Best People Comedy Know Did Who Ever

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Chevy Chase

Better Will Know Looks Sure Get Any Ever

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. Chevy Chase

Business Mind Guess Laughs Just Being Much Now Actor

Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. Chevy Chase

Films Ruined Most Were Done Filming

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do! Chevy Chase

Happy Care Am dont Care Just Children Want

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing. Chevy Chase

Love Funny Me Kind Would Find Brooks About Seemingly He Him Narcissistic Off Just Different Movie Thing Albert

In this business, you can come and go in a second. Chevy Chase

You Business Come Come And Go Go Second

Nobody prepares you for what happens when you get famous, and I didn't handle it well. Chevy Chase

You Nobody Well Handle Get Famous Happens Prepares