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I've done a lot of death cartoons - tombstones, Grim Reaper, illness, obituaries... I'm not great at analyzing things, but my guess is that maybe the only relief from the terror of being alive is jokes. Roz Chast
Death Great Jokes Guess Analyzing Alive Relief Cartoons Obituaries Only Terror Lot Done Maybe Being Grim Reaper Illness Things
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams
Work Enough Consultants Because Dumb Your Company Credibility
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. Scott Adams
You Women Path Old Dinner First Important Energy Punch Punches Battles Tells Eat About Guy More Only Mentally Argue He She Making Least Dollar Handicapped Candy Cents Your Even Why Four-Year Resistance Save
Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed. Scott Adams
Better Strategy Assumes Bosses Get Any Doomed Rotten
I get mail; therefore I am. Scott Adams
Mail Am Get Therefore
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' Scott Adams
You Sometimes Sit Say Draw Would Restaurant Only Crowded Know Person Who
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game. Scott Adams
Success You Game Better Odds Control Down Luck Easier Bad Find Stay Drill Part Most Make Always Discover Huge Huge Part Any Move Story Success Story Useful Useful Thing Thing
Psychology is the only necessary skill for running for president. Trump knows psychology. Scott Adams
President President Trump Running Only Knows Trump Psychology Skill Necessary
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Scott Adams
Women Society Exactly Exactly The Same Mentally Women Are Handicapped Same Children Reason Differently Treated
People vote based on emotion. Period. Scott Adams
Vote People Emotion Period Based
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify. Seth MacFarlane
Funny Something Without Shocking Being Being Funny Justify Hard
I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability. Stephan Pastis
Needs Characters Like Also Blind Vulnerability Spots Themselves Full Who
Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have. Tom Wilson
Happiness You Depend Enjoy How How Much Much
About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation. Tom Wilson
Time You Losing Fighting About Temptation More Only Winning Only Time Than Fun
If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind. Tom Wilson
Future Time Great You Liable Spend Discover Left Behind Racing Your Present
I try to build a full personality for each of our cartoon characters - to make them personalities. Walt Disney
Personality Try Build Our Characters Cartoon Cartoon Characters Make Personalities Them Full Each
Whenever I go on a ride, I'm always thinking of what's wrong with the thing and how it can be improved. Walt Disney
Ride Thinking Wrong Always How Go Improved Whenever Thing
We allow no geniuses around our Studio. Walt Disney
Our Allow Studio Geniuses Around
In like a dimwit, out like a light. Walt Kelly
Light Out Like
Going to hospital is rather like going to an alien planet. Quentin Blake
Alien Rather Hospital Like Going Planet
For a lot of the time I was in Berkeley, I was single. I was living in a kind of collegiate apartment by myself - it was like a protracted summer vacation. So at least in hindsight, I have gloomy emotions attached to Berkeley, whereas I started coming to New York because I was dating someone, and it was very exciting and romantic. Adrian Tomine
Time Myself Emotions Single Living Summer Berkeley Kind Someone Attached Dating Exciting New Like Gloomy Because Hindsight Protracted Least Coming Lot Very York New York Romantic Whereas Apartment Vacation Started
When I'm sitting at my drafting table in my studio, I could really be anywhere. Adrian Tomine
Table Could Studio Sitting Anywhere Really Drafting
It's absolutely chilling to think that I've been working on a comic-book series called 'Optic Nerve' since I was sixteen. Adrian Tomine
Think Nerve Absolutely Since Been Sixteen Chilling Working Series
I think the response I get to one 'New Yorker' cover outweighs five books that I publish. Adrian Tomine
Publish Think Books Response New Cover Five Get Yorker New Yorker
'Peanuts' is a life-long influence, going back to before I could even read. Adrian Tomine
Before Back Life-Long Could Read Going Influence Even Peanuts
A lot of the qualities in 'Killing and Dying' is sort of a response to work I'd done previously. I wanted to push myself in some different directions. Adrian Tomine
Work Myself Response Some Directions Push Qualities Sort Lot Done Different Wanted Dying Different Directions
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