933 quotes by cartoonists for you to enjoy

Laughter is America's most important export. Walt Disney

Laughter Important Most America Export

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Scott Adams

You Stupidity General General Public Never Never Underestimate Underestimate Public

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money. Walt Disney

Work Love Business Money Idea Making Making Money Go Just Disneyland

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? Bill Watterson

World Unfair Favor Fair Know Why Ever

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson

You Unless Spend Something Weekends Pointless Count Doing Them

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams

Dangerous Idiot Nothing Resourceful More Than

Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards - the things we live by and teach our children - are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings. Walt Disney

Feelings Live Heritage Preserved Our Diminished Exchange Freely Ideals Ideas How Children Teach Standards Code Things

Maybe it's stress or anger or adrenaline or disillusionment or a bullying nature or simple fear of getting killed themselves, but there is a problem if a cop cannot tell the difference between a menacing gangster and the far more common person they encounter whose life is a little frayed and messy. David Horsey

Life Bullying Nature Anger Problem Fear Simple Stress Life Is A Tell Menacing More Adrenaline Between Messy Encounter Person Getting Maybe Common Difference Cannot Disillusionment Little Far Themselves Gangster Whose Cop

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. Charles M. Schulz

Learning Generation Gift Opportunity Laugh Would Would-Be Ability Given Individual Himself Learn Were Next Next Generation Each Each Individual Present

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway. Walt Disney

You Aim Kids Only Adult Dead Up Anyway Grown Grown-Up

It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Berkeley Breathed

Happy Too Late Never Too Late Too Late Never Childhood Happy Childhood

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. Bill Watterson

Research Enough Finding Devote Scientific Scientific Research Cure Jerks

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz

Life Time Day You One Day At A Time One Day Lick Like Cone Ice Cream

We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay. Lynda Barry

Reality World Stay Able Escape Fantasy Fantasy World Create

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. Matt Groening

Life Cause Problems Alcohol Answer Here

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