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Patrice O'Neal Quotes
Patrice O'Neal Quotes
Patrice O'Neal
American
Comedian
Born:
Dec 7
,
1969
Died:
Nov 29
,
2011
Crowd
Life
Me
People
Think
You
I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.
Patrice O'Neal
You
Half
Sexy
Eat
Give
Bean
Like
Go
Any
Done
Going
Where
Lamb
Places
Chop
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.
Patrice O'Neal
Good
Crazy
Song
Face
Bass
Favorite
Sound
Just
Want
Break
Little
Your
Even
Need
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.
Patrice O'Neal
Time
Natural
People
Joke
Single
Every
Every Single Time
Everybody
Everything
Laugh
Laughing
Could
Feel
Like
Make
Because
Single Time
Same
Just
Same Time
Want
Should
Even
Thing
Level
Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.
Patrice O'Neal
Me
Laughter
Laugh
Crowd
Also
Knowing
Learned
How
Making
Doing
Just
Anymore
Meaningful
Really
Things
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.
Patrice O'Neal
Culture
Ride
Show Off
Nice
Neighbor
I See
See
Truck
Like
Got
Off
Really
Show
Porsche
Slave