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Karl Pilkington

British Actor

Born: Sep 23, 1972

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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone. Karl Pilkington

You Book People Somewhere Met Sleeping Else Out About Someone Never Knocking Days Comfortable Person Did Unfamiliar Different Holiday Holidays Different Person Your Reason Zone

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Karl Pilkington

Me Pet Looking Easy Cat Spoiling Any After Need

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. Karl Pilkington

Life My Life Changed Exciting Invited Parties Any Really

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. Karl Pilkington

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? Karl Pilkington

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? Karl Pilkington

Thought Would Caught Frisbee

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. Karl Pilkington

Good Think Too Good Parent Parent Very Honest

I don't know what 'famous' is, really. Karl Pilkington

Know Famous Really

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit. Karl Pilkington

Good People Sometimes Will Down Panic Bit Hiding Out Tell Running Good Reason Price Put Make Sort How Up Wonder Short Gonna Should Means Reason Deep Deep Down Load

I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. Karl Pilkington

Important Know Makes Am Doing Difference Anything Meant

I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. Karl Pilkington

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If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. Karl Pilkington

Day You Every Day Job Every Doing Error Same Room

You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go. Karl Pilkington

You Old Live Only Gotta Go Then Let Go

I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. Karl Pilkington

People About Go Offending Want Plan

I love nature - it's probably my most favorite thing. I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. Karl Pilkington

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' Karl Pilkington

Life Saying People Will Whatever Gone Worry Out Find About Bears Disappearing Polar New Come Like Come And Go Well Go Die Eventually Species Things Humans

Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. Karl Pilkington

You Better Old Young Getting Old Than Getting Being Want

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