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Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington

British Actor

Born: Sep 23, 1972

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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington

People Live Glass House Answer Door Who

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington

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The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere. Karl Pilkington

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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington

Live Rather Cave Than View Palace

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. Karl Pilkington

Gone Bit Since Quiet Pirates

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. Karl Pilkington

Life Money Simple Simple Life Lazy Lead Fairly Much Need

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. Karl Pilkington

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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. Karl Pilkington

Problem Exaggerate Having Shape Head Bald The Problem With

People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington

People Live Glass Houses Answer Door Who

At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is. Karl Pilkington

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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. Karl Pilkington

Positive Me Happy People Annoys Being Found

I've never worried about life's big questions. Karl Pilkington

Life Big Worried About Never Questions Big Questions

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. Karl Pilkington

Slug Lonely Own Insect Always

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. Karl Pilkington

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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. Karl Pilkington

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Comedy's really subjective, you know. Karl Pilkington

You Comedy Know Subjective Really

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. Karl Pilkington

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. Karl Pilkington

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Karl Pilkington

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We should all love animals. Karl Pilkington

Love Animals Should

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. Karl Pilkington

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