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Howard Jacobson
British
Novelist
Born:
Aug 25
,
1942
Every
Me
People
Think
Will
You
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Once in a while, we need the hard Left to pipe up.
Howard Jacobson
Once
Left
Up
Pipe
While
Hard
Need
The queue and the fan are, of course, closely related in that fans will queue any length of time in any weather to see, touch, watch, hear, read, wear, or simply enjoy proximity to the object of their devotion.
Howard Jacobson
Time
Fans
Will
Weather
Enjoy
Related
Wear
See
Object
Touch
Simply
Devotion
Read
Course
Hear
Queue
Proximity
Closely
Any
Fan
Length
Watch
When I see ultra-Orthodox Jews stamping all over Jaffa, or when I see them deciding who is a Jew, I think: 'What's happened to the grand dream of Zionism?' I don't like to see ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel. What's wrong with Manchester?
Howard Jacobson
Think
Jews
Dream
See
Wrong
Over
Like
Israel
Manchester
Happened
Deciding
Grand
Them
Stamping
Who
Jew
There's a problem with narratives. Most that spring to mind are fictional.
Howard Jacobson
Problem
Mind
Spring
Most
Narratives
Fictional
Artless fairy stories enchant us in our first years and retain their hold on us until our last.
Howard Jacobson
First
Our
Retain
Until
Fairy
Years
Hold
Stories
Us
Last
The terrorist isn't a problem because he doesn't conform; he's a problem because he does. It's what he conforms to that makes him dangerous.
Howard Jacobson
Problem
Dangerous
He
Him
Because
Makes
Does
Terrorist
Conform
For my own poor part, I go to great lengths to keep my nostrils sightly.
Howard Jacobson
Great
Own
My Own
Part
Go
Poor
Keep
We shouldn't be too hard on vanity. It can be a mark of respect for the world.
Howard Jacobson
Respect
World
Too
Mark
Vanity
Hard
The day I don't attend to my nostrils is the day I will have forsworn that world and become a different person. Someone otherwise preoccupied. Someone who couldn't care less what anyone thinks of his appearance - someone for whom the material life has lost its appeal.
Howard Jacobson
Life
Day
World
Care
Will
Become
Lost
Otherwise
Someone
Attend
Material
His
Person
Different
Anyone
Different Person
Less
Who
Appeal
Preoccupied
Appearance
Whom
Thinks
Sometimes, a writer's life alone can tell a story.
Howard Jacobson
Life
Alone
Sometimes
Tell
Writer
Story
As a young man, I wooed, unsuccessfully, with Puccini. It's important to get your operas right.
Howard Jacobson
Man
Important
Young
Operas
Get
Young Man
Your
Right
There's a simple arithmetical logic at work. Build more unaffordable and not always architecturally sympathetic apartments, watch the rents rise, the tarts leave, the small shops, production offices and design studios close down, and hey presto, we have another fashionable London suburb indistinguishable from the rest.
Howard Jacobson
Work
Simple
Rest
Build
Down
Design
Hey
Logic
London
Rise
More
Small
Indistinguishable
Studios
Another
Always
Leave
Close
Offices
Shops
Suburb
Apartments
Production
Fashionable
Watch
Sympathetic
It is against the spirit of our non-discriminating times to openly prefer one sort of music to another, so let's just say that hearing grand orchestral music in a public place is exhilarating in a way that hearing popular music never can be, if only because, in a popular music age, a full orchestra is less familiar to our ears.
Howard Jacobson
Music
Age
Our
Ears
Way
Say
Spirit
Only
Never
Openly
Sort
Another
Because
Exhilarating
Hearing
Familiar
Times
Orchestra
Just
Orchestral
Grand
Place
Against
Public
Prefer
Full
Less
Popular
Popular Music
Let's be honest with one another: almost everything is too long except life, and I know people who wouldn't even concur with that exception.
Howard Jacobson
Life
People
Long
Too
Everything
Except
Exception
Almost
Almost Everything
Know
Another
Concur
Who
Even
Honest
It's a law of our natures, especially when the political fit is on us, to applaud where we already approve, and deride where we don't.
Howard Jacobson
Law
Political
Our
Approve
Fit
Where
Us
Natures
Applaud
The young come in many guises: vigorous and passionate, vindictive and mean-spirited. And not every person over 65 is dozing in a retirement home.
Howard Jacobson
Home
Young
Every
Retirement
Over
Come
Passionate
Person
Vigorous
Many
Vindictive
Alarm bells ring when a politician stands haughty upon his honour.
Howard Jacobson
Politician
Honour
Ring
Haughty
His
Stands
Alarm
Bells
Alone of prejudices, anti-Zionism is sacrosanct. How very dare we distinguish the motivation of one sort from another? Or question, in any instance, an anti-Zionist's good faith? In fact, what determines whether anti-Zionism is anti-Semitic is the nature of it.
Howard Jacobson
Faith
Alone
Good
Nature
Distinguish
Dare
Determines
Fact
Instance
Sort
Another
How
Motivation
Anti-Semitic
Question
Very
Any
In Fact
Whether
Prejudices
Good Faith
The Stop The War Coalition is a sort of home to Jew-haters because its hate music about Israel is so catchy.
Howard Jacobson
War
Music
Home
Hate
About
Catchy
Sort
Because
Israel
Stop
Coalition
The environment in which I studied was so safe, I thought I would die from the boredom of it.
Howard Jacobson
Thought
Would
Boredom
Studied
Environment
Safe
Die
Which
Sensitivity doesn't necessarily make you easy to get on with.
Howard Jacobson
You
Easy
Make
Get
Sensitivity
Necessarily
Many a woman has suffered at the hands of a Paul Morel. There's more than one way of being brutal.
Howard Jacobson
Woman
Way
One-Way
More
Brutal
Than
Hands
Being
Paul
Many
Suffered
It's a weakness of mine to forget what it is I've just been talking about so that when people make witty allusions to it, I stare at them open-mouthed, not knowing what they're talking about.
Howard Jacobson
People
Not Knowing
Mine
Weakness
About
Knowing
Make
Talking
Witty
Been
Forget
Just
Them
Stare
In anticipation of a meal - supposing we are with the ideal companion at the best table in the perfect restaurant - we might indeed postpone sadness. And maybe even halfway through, we will remain in tolerably high spirits, with dessert still to come. But as we near the end of eating, we begin to feel anticipatory twinges of anticlimax.
Howard Jacobson
Best
Sadness
Will
Meal
Dessert
Indeed
High
Restaurant
Table
Eating
Postpone
Spirits
Remain
Perfect
Through
Feel
Ideal
Come
Supposing
Halfway
Still
End
Anticipation
Begin
Maybe
Might
Companion
Even
Near
I recall waking to the realisation that I was the best table tennis player under 17 in north Manchester and parts of Bury. The satisfaction lasted for half an hour before I saw into the nothingness of things.
Howard Jacobson
Best
Half
Before
Nothingness
Lasted
Saw
Table
Tennis
Tennis Player
Hour
Parts
Waking
North
Manchester
Realisation
Bury
Satisfaction
Recall
Things
Player
You cannot exercise and be amused about it. You cannot integrate the dying bug into your core workout and hold to the position that you are a spiritual being. In this way, the body and the mind are each other's opposite unto death, which is why you have to choose which of them you are going to follow.
Howard Jacobson
Death
Spiritual
You
Mind
Other
Way
Follow
About
Unto
Bug
Exercise
Opposite
Integrate
Going
Being
Dying
Hold
Cannot
Which
Them
Body
Your
Choose
Workout
Each
Why
Amused
Core
Position
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