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David Cross
American
Actor
Born:
Apr 4
,
1964
About
Me
Most
People
Think
You
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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
David Cross
War
Watergate
Remember
Looking
Kid
Huge
Being
Vietnam
Vietnam War
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
David Cross
Best
Me
About
Skeletons
Thing
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.
David Cross
Think
Would
Never
Want
Anything
Either
Asked
Pop
Conjunction
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
David Cross
Nine
Back
Would
Would-Be
Fine
Never
Almost
Years
La
Again
Lived
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
David Cross
Try
Joke
Think
Ways
More
Economically
Also
Articulate
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David Cross
You
Jokes
Everyone
Top
Weird
New
Another
Around
Friendly
Trying
York
Hanging
Just
New York
Where
Thing
Palpable
Competitive
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David Cross
You
Yourself
Hate
Corner
Sum
Some
Up
Bumper
Anything
Paint
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David Cross
Somebody
First
Other
Wins
Throw
First One
Cover
Left
Bumper
Get
Just
Should
Each
Right
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
David Cross
Entertainment
People
Think
Out
Find
Entertainment Industry
More
More Or Less
Industry
Than
Curious
Politically
Anyone
Less
Serious
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David Cross
Free
Thinking
Bad
Individuals
Nobody
George
George Bush
Than
Going
Bush
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
David Cross
Best
People
Think
Part
Most
Want
Actually
I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.
David Cross
Day
Great
Me
People
Think
Mindset
Way
Hey
Right Way
One Day
Kids
Out
Great Ideas
Pretty
Put
Like
Ideas
Most
Another
Got
Want
Which
Really
Who
Cool
Right
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
David Cross
Good
Think
Society
Disservice
Kids
Possible
Having
Perhaps
Doing
Really
Many
Dad
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