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Brad Garrett Quotes
Brad Garrett Quotes
Brad Garrett
American
Actor
Born:
Apr 14
,
1960
Because
Life
Love
People
Think
You
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You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
Brad Garrett
Happiness
Life
Smile
Birthday
You
Gift
Luxuries
Other
Laugh
Someone
Given
Take
Most
Make
Special
Away
I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
Brad Garrett
Bathtub
Always
Ship
Pirate
Just
Movie
Wanted
Anything
Coach
Captain
Play
My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'
Brad Garrett
People
Club
Raymond
Come
Robert
Little
Them
Warn
Act
I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.
Brad Garrett
Love
Me
World
Opportunity
Gives
Vehicle
Come
Improv
Any
Show
Moment
I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos.
Brad Garrett
You
Satire
Comedy
Timing
Think
Born
Gene
Pathos
Teach
I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what 'politically correct' means.
Brad Garrett
Think
Correct
Know
Private
Politically
Politically Correct
Means
People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes.
Brad Garrett
People
Sometimes
Bipolar
Kind
Onto
Fanatical
Who
Things
I was a 6-foot-tall 13-year-old who couldn't play basketball. I moved around all the time as a kid, and at each new school, the coach would say, 'He's the great white hope' - but I couldn't play ball. So my thing was jokes and characters and making fun of myself and being the 6-foot-9 Jewish guy. That was my way into show business.
Brad Garrett
Hope
Time
Myself
Great
Business
Jokes
School
White
Way
Say
Kid
Characters
Would
Guy
He
New
Around
Ball
Making
Moved
Being
Coach
Show
Show Business
Who
Fun
Each
Play
Play Basketball
Thing
Basketball
Jewish
I love performing, and it's important that I do it at my own club, absolutely. It's good for me. It's good for business.
Brad Garrett
Love
Good
Me
Business
Important
Own
Club
My Own
Absolutely
Performing
I was a strange kid. I never really fit in; I was never comfortable in my own skin because I was a giant kid with no athletic ability.
Brad Garrett
Strange
Own
Skin
Kid
Giant
Athletic
Ability
My Own
Never
Comfortable
Because
Fit
Really
There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
Brad Garrett
Me
Man
Black
Inside
Bail
Make
Trying
Just
Humor is healing.
Brad Garrett
Healing
Humor
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
Life
Jokes
Telling
Been
Whole
I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
Brad Garrett
Life
Love
Women
Strong
Strong Women
Only
Craft
I'm totally, totally into old Vegas.
Brad Garrett
Old
Totally
Vegas
Sports were never my thing.
Brad Garrett
Sports
Never
Were
Thing
I became a stand-up because that was my survival.
Brad Garrett
Survival
Became
Because
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