Bob Mortimer Quotes

Bob Mortimer
Bob Mortimer
English Comedian
Born: May 23, 1959
Been Heart Me People Think You
Having an audience in the studio makes you perform rather than just act. Bob Mortimer
You Rather Having Studio Perform Makes Audience Than Just Act
I wouldn't wish it on people but there is a positive side to a near-death experience. People used to ask me do you fancy doing this or that - and it was like I had a file of reasons in my head for not doing things. I would riffle through it until I found one. But I've dropped that. Bob Mortimer
Positive Me You Experience People Wish Side Would Through Had Head Dropped Like Until Doing Fancy Ask Used Reasons File Found Things
I used to like getting cups and putting tiny bits of food and liquids in them. I'd grow mould plumes in the dark wardrobe of my little back bedroom. Not to eat them, mind - just to admire the growing power. Bob Mortimer
Food Dark Mind Power Back Bits Admire Eat Putting Like Bedroom Cups Mould Liquid Getting Tiny Just Wardrobe Little Them Used Grow Growing
When I was about 13, I went to see this band called Free, who I'd never heard, and I just fell in love with them. I found my heroes. I stood at the front with my chin on the stage. Bob Mortimer
Love Heroes Free Band Stage See About Never Fell Heard Front Stood Just Chin Them Who Found
I remember when I worked at the solicitor's - you'd go in, talk to your mates for a bit and then get down to work. With us the talking to your mates part never stops. Bob Mortimer
Work You Remember Down Bit Solicitor I Remember Never Part Remember When Talk Talking Go Mates Get Stops Then Us Worked Your
The best part of our lives is just every day when we are writing. Bob Mortimer
Best Day Every Day Writing Every Our Our Lives Best Part Part Just Lives
The wife and the kids provide my exercise, but I have to be careful because I have rheumatoid arthritis all over my body. Bob Mortimer
Wife Kids Be Careful Over Because Exercise Provide Arthritis Body Careful
I had three bypasses in one go, using arteries harvested from my leg and the right side of my chest. Bob Mortimer
Three Side Right Side Had Go Chest Leg Using Right
After your heart fails, you just feel really vulnerable for a while. You just want telly and your little house. Then, suddenly, three, four months have passed. Bob Mortimer
You Heart Three Months Telly Feel Fails House Vulnerable Passed Just Want After While Little Then Really Your Suddenly Four
Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life. Bob Mortimer
Life Me Comedy My Life Gave Very Different Different Life Certainly Save
It can be very lonely knowing that you have things to say but you daren't say them. Knowing that you could contribute to something but you don't dare quite do it. Bob Mortimer
You Lonely Say Dare Something Could Knowing Very Contribute Quite Them Things
I don't fish but had always wanted to after doing it as a kid. Bob Mortimer
Kid Had Always Doing Fish Wanted After
I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke. Bob Mortimer
Beer Own My Own Been Bloke
There are a lot of famous people who started out with us and became stars and I wouldn't swap my life with theirs for one second. Bob Mortimer
Life People My Life Stars Out Became Lot Famous Famous People Swap Us Who Second Started
There's nothing better than just staring at a buttercup, struggling to make an impact on the world. Bob Mortimer
World Better Nothing Impact Struggling Make Than Just Staring
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