Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
American
Born: Jul 12, 1937
Love Me People Think You I Am
Things from real life are the things that get people laughing. Bill Cosby
Life People Real Life Laughing Real Get Things
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.' Bill Cosby
Me Survival Speak Mother Past Gave Out Brother Russell Examining Put Named She Discovered Fittest Child Did Eggs Taught Younger Younger Brother Meant Who Her Started Basket
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much. Bill Cosby
You Will Consistently Though Kids Telling Exact Exact Opposite Opposite Just Just As Much Loving Them Much Your Even Keep
We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. Bill Cosby
Girl Parents Young Too Parent Know Got How Young Girls Themselves Turning Who Many
I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.' Bill Cosby
Love Saying People Some People Salt Twitter I Love Some Point Like Pass Much Use Profanity
What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and that I didn't want to embarrass her, and that my father would be embarrassed, and I just didn't want to do that to my family. Bill Cosby
Family Me Mother Father Trouble Edge Thinking Embarrass Embarrassed Out Would Would-Be Going Just Want Then Her Right Kept
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby
Creative Words Brilliant Humor Clever Carlin Drawing Out Something Johnny Winters Taking George George Carlin Very Common Being
People say to me, 'Do you know who you look like?' And I say, 'I'm really tired of looking like that guy.' Bill Cosby
Me Tired You People Looking Say People Say Guy Do You Know Like Know Look Really Who
I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status. Bill Cosby
Me People I Am Try Status Give Because Am Celebrity Celebrity Status Going Exploit Who
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein. Bill Cosby
Day You Man Balance Believe I Believe I Believe That Protein Times Green Anything Certain Your Barry Carbs Two Need
I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. Bill Cosby
God Problem Unfinished Thought Some About Finishing He Genesis Missing Without Doing Go End Wonder Did Just Where Sentences Pages Hello Believing Jesus Adam
'I Spy' represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in, so that the white racist person can become entertaining to a viewer. Bill Cosby
Man Woman Black Become White Entertaining Absence Color Tension Spy Walking Person Represents Anyone Viewer
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. Bill Cosby
Christmas Living Christmas Tree Tree Projects Housing Child Even Philadelphia
There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.' Bill Cosby
Today People Rest Van Andy Except CSI Know Cheers Tradition Dick Van Dyke Dyke Reruns Show Initial Even
According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. Bill Cosby
Gun State Herself Him According Person Right Florida Defend
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively. Bill Cosby
Day Every Day People Every Negatively Negativity Neighborhood Telling About How Behave Us Should Help Marches
Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time. Bill Cosby
Time Word Looking Most Learn Read Sentence Us Each
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about. Bill Cosby
Day Every Day Behavior Practice Every Think Bad About Something Through Talk Schools Understand How Get Just Children Want Anything Explain Really Should Teachers Start Violence Violent
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
Parenting You Matter Try Behavior Will Not Talking Kids Bizarre About Talking Calmly Always How Referee Normal Produce Eventually
'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. Bill Cosby
Culture Comedy Made Television Cosby Impact Bar Lowering Show Rejected
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. Bill Cosby
Life Pride Jockey Entire Entire Life Point His Male American Same Size Shorts Keep
I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever. Bill Cosby
Myself Day Class Hate Old First Ran Would Inside Somehow Knew Almost Got Freshman Years Left Up Forever Sitting Ashamed English Away University
If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I'm still gonna eat it, it's just gonna be 'Don't come in here!' Bill Cosby
Love Hide I See I Love See Eat Small Come Read Print Fake Still Taste Just Room Gonna Then Here
I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it's less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out. Bill Cosby
Me Tired Sets Our Television Television Series I See Out See All-Out About Throw House Lot Than Get Six Expensive Little Them Less Series Awful Awful Lot Watch
Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass. Bill Cosby
Waiting People Too Many People Grass Too Along Come Going Cut Your Many Jesus
If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through. Bill Cosby
Saying You Integrity Speak Mind Think I Think Carries Through True Then Your
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