Barry Humphries quote

I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off.
Barry Humphries

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MY LIFE AS ME: A MEMOIR by BARRY HUMPHRIES (2002-08-01)
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