35 Artie Lange Quotes for You to Enjoy

Artie Lange

American Actor

Born: Oct 11, 1967

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It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage. Artie Lange

Stage Satisfied Our Way Out Having Having Fun Weird Like Comedians Because Got Friends Just Figure Therapy Fun Standup

People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special thing. It took him a long time to create this family of fans, and I was lucky to be a part of that for a while. Artie Lange

Time Family You People Fans Long Long Time Nice Took He Part Stern Know Him Audience Howard Stern While Create Created Special Lucky Base Credit Thing

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. Artie Lange

Good You Road Perpetual Lot Search Night Sleep

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. Artie Lange

Joke Anything Apologizing

As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. Artie Lange

Life Happy Money Amazing Job My Life Met Rich Kid Someone Never Had Until Concerned Still Were Up Child Did As Far As Grew Far Realize Who Fun Dad Needed Carefree

When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original. Artie Lange

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night. Artie Lange

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