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Arthur Smith
English
Comedian
Born:
Nov 27
,
1954
Before
Comedy
Me
Time
World
You
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I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school.
Arthur Smith
Positive
Teacher
Me
School
Latin
Something
More
Stuff
Involve
Doing
Provincial
Going
Anyway
Public
Noticed
Public School
Here
Resolutions
Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.
Arthur Smith
Me
World
Destruction
Important
Corporations
Scary
Somehow
Ongoing
Outrage
Animating
Takeover
Global
Global Warming
George
George Bush
Debt
Person
Bush
Warming
Planet
Should
Railways
Things
Third
Third World
I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.
Arthur Smith
Will
Kind
Guy
Armchair
Always
Which
Raining
Someone once described me as the Zelig of comedy, and I think I know what he means.
Arthur Smith
Me
Comedy
Think
Once
Someone
He
Know
Means
I've always been interested in art.
Arthur Smith
Art
Always
Been
Interested
I have a suspicion that a lot of artists are trying to get a laugh but, unlike stand-ups, they don't get an immediate response from their audience; a laugh is a rare thing in a gallery.
Arthur Smith
Rare
Unlike
Immediate
Immediate Response
Laugh
Response
Rare Thing
Audience
Lot
Get
Trying
Artists
Suspicion
Gallery
Thing
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