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Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
American Entertainer
Born: May 27, 1964
Any Every Good People Think You
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. Adam Carolla
You Odds Basketball Team Brother Guy Take Picking Over Because Team Why Playing Basketball
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. Adam Carolla
Good You Seen Think Other Desserts Out Pie Know Advertise How Commercial Yogurt Ice Ice Cream Cream Ever
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. Adam Carolla
Work Myself Money Plenty Make Want Working
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why. Adam Carolla
You People Feelings Side Right Side Aisle Put Sure Left Just Land Then Views Why Right Thing Two
If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin? Adam Carolla
Everyone Worried About Toward Glenn Beck Affiliation Left Media Why Slanted Alec
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around. Adam Carolla
Me People Strong Political Think Others Minds Strong Desire Wrap Some Push Sort Box Around Desire
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing. Adam Carolla
Boxed Boxing Always Taught
I'd never hurt another person. Adam Carolla
Hurt Never Another Person
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff. Adam Carolla
Women Better Guys Emotional Stuff Well Women Are Mechanical
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world. Adam Carolla
World Masculine Calories Trying Any Just Burn Happen
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist. Adam Carolla
Sexist Just Realist
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. Adam Carolla
Valley Guy Blue-Collar
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla
Success Business Age Until Years Any Show Show Business
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. Adam Carolla
Great Eye Color Like Got Chick
I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that. Adam Carolla
Work You Sit Way Torture Pretty Stuff Like Know Most Well Around Go Been Years Quick Goes Mean Things
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.' Adam Carolla
Me You People Money Smart College White Must Look Go Up Grown Grown-Up
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. Adam Carolla
Love You People Money Own Think Society Our Guys Do You Know Know Attracted Dudes Doing Lot Chicks Just Happen Mean Successful Who Thing
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