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Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan

American Actor

Born: Nov 10, 1968

Funny Life Love Me People You

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Welcome to post-racial America. I'm the face of post-racial America. Tracy Morgan

Welcome Face America

There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days. Tracy Morgan

Good You Post Ups And Downs Job Bad Post Office Bad Days Days Housewife Office Any Ups Worked Your Downs

When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. Tracy Morgan

Conversation Comedy Having He Like Did Pryor Richard Richard Pryor

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. Tracy Morgan

Wife Only Knows Person Wallet Who

I'm a black man in America, so I'm going to be misunderstood. Tracy Morgan

Man Black Misunderstood America Going

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.' Tracy Morgan

Funny Control Line

Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate. Tracy Morgan

Time You People Money Somebody Giving Feelings Everybody Reciprocate Out Something Taking Know How Get Just Gold Anything Mean

I have a heart. I want people to see me with their heart and not their eyes. Tracy Morgan

Me Heart Eyes People See Want

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. Tracy Morgan

Believe Babies Deliver Pickles Know

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day. Tracy Morgan

Funny Day Way Out Another Another Day Up Survive Situations Being Being Funny To Survive Choice Growing Growing Up Career Career Choice

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life. Tracy Morgan

Life Joy My Life Live Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Night

The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps. Tracy Morgan

Woman Back Sexiest Part Body Her

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. Tracy Morgan

You Monkey Everybody Comedians Exhibit Go Loves Acting Monkeys Zoo

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say. Tracy Morgan

Freedom You Freedom Of Speech Say Got Watch Speech

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. Tracy Morgan

God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile. Tracy Morgan

Life God Dreams My Life Gave Everything Say Those Kids Worthwhile Through He Look Make Us Ever

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical. Tracy Morgan

Morning Magical Charms Feel Lucky

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. Tracy Morgan

Love Me Love Me Women Cause Edge White White Women

I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that. Tracy Morgan

Trees Backyard Some Seinfeld Jerry Raised Creek

I know how people are. We fixate on controversy and all that. Tracy Morgan

People Know How Controversy

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age. Tracy Morgan

You Age Yeah Any Getting Younger

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