1637 Wife Quotes for You to Enjoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. J. B. Morton

Fool Try Wife Out Some Silk Purse Disadvantage Make Any May Being Hog Your Moment Ear

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest. J. B. Smoove

Me Wife Eat Vegetarian She Just Being Being Honest Meat Honest

Fortunately, for the first 20 years in my career, I didn't have any other responsibilities outside of myself. I didn't have a wife and kids, so I could afford to sort of barely scrape by, to do theater. J. K. Simmons

Myself Wife First Other Kids Responsibilities Could Outside Sort Years Afford Scrape Any Theater Barely Fortunately Career

When you're in New York, there's women galore. At the end of the day, when I'm by myself or even, at times, when there was a woman next to me, I was feeling alone. It was not the same as it is with my wife. The experience is not the same; the time is not the same. J. R. Smith

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife. Ja Rule

Wife Three Married Never Hit Children

My wife had a miscarriage. We have rarely talked about it. It did make me more aware of the sanctity of human life, how precious every child is. Jack Kemp

Life Me Wife Sanctity Every Rarely About More Had Make Talked How Precious Child Did Human Human Life Aware

Basically, I go to the local farmer's market and decide to what to cook then, depending on what I find. Either my wife or I cook, and we usually finish a bottle or two of wine by the time we are done cooking and eating. Jacques Pepin

The back hair doesn't get all that long; it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem, and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. Jake Arrieta

Buy Problem Wife Three Long Hair Back Once Once A Week Machine Would Week Could Take Removal Hours Shaved Because Got Years Get Just Really Rid Keep Thick Her Four Laser Two Need

There were two paths I was on: pre- and post-meeting my wife. I wanted to be an actor, but I didn't have headshots until I met her. Jake Johnson

Wife Met Until Were Paths Wanted Actor Her Two

My wife doesn't drink. I don't think a girl's desire to drink or not has any effect on guys. At all. Jake Johnson

Wife Girl Think Guys Drink Effect Any Desire

I lost a lot of money, lost my wife and kids. Jake LaMotta

Money Wife Lost Kids Lot

I have a wife and a son and daughter. What do I need to do to make their lives better, happier? What can I do in terms of my time or my attention given that I am very busy at work? That's a personal rule of thumb I live by from the moment I get up to the moment I go to bed. Jake Tapper

Work Time Son Better Wife Daughter Live Busy Rule Given My Time Thumb Attention Terms Make Bed Am Go Up Very Get Personal Happier Moment Lives Need

I do mostly Southern landscapes. I do beautiful old barns that are falling down, and beautiful trees reflecting in the water. My lovely wife Dorothy and I travel quite a bit, so I take pictures of different things that inspire me to come home, when I come home here in North Carolina, into my art studio and paint these things. James Best

Beautiful Art Home Me Travel Water Inspire Old Wife Down Trees Bit Carolina Take Studio Pictures Come Mostly Falling Reflecting Southern North North Carolina Quite Quite A Bit Different Lovely Dorothy Landscapes Paint Different Things Things Here

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash. James Brown

Wife Cash Takes Likes She Got Expensive Who Things

My wife Patrice, in addition to being enormously supportive, has taught me a lot about life. She might argue it's because I have so much to learn. One of the most important things I've learned is the art of listening. James Comey

Life Art Me Listening Wife Important Important Things Addition About Argue Supportive Most She Learn Learned Because Lot Taught Being The Most Important Might Much Things

As ugly an admission as this is, I met my wife at a party, and if I had been to the same party and she were dressed in different clothes, I might never have talked to her. She might have projected something that I found distasteful, even if she otherwise looked exactly the same - a beautiful woman to me. James Gray

Beautiful Me Woman Ugly Wife Beautiful Woman Party Met Clothes Otherwise Projected Distasteful Exactly Exactly The Same Admission Dressed Something Never Had Looked She Talked Were Been Same Different Might Even Found Her

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. James H. Boren

Together Husband And Wife Wife Will Husband Back Dress Up Bring

I did 'Impromptu,' which was a thrill and a horror all at once - my first movie and having to do it in Paris, and my wife wrote it, and I had some difficulties on the set, blah, blah, blah. James Lapine

Wife First Difficulties Once Some Horror Thrill Blah Having Paris Had Wrote Impromptu Did Movie Which Set

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