1311 Weird Quotes for You to Enjoy

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. Bruce McCulloch

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When I got the offer to do 'Weird Ernie' in the pilot, I was living in New York, and somebody had made a mistake, and they made an offer that was supposed to be $2,500 for the job, but they offered $25,000. I couldn't turn that down. I'd never heard of anything like that! Bruce McGill

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements. Bruce Willis

Life Art Sometimes Imitates Weird Combination Elements

Yeah, I'm a little weird. I'm definitely a little eccentric. Bryce Dallas Howard

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15 people in a room looking at you with no clothes on - that's a little weird. Callum Turner

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. Calvin Trillin

When I first moved to Los Angeles, I had a really bad run. I would sleep in my car during the day outside the Disney building in Burbank, and that's where I got my first job, which is really weird. I liked to stay around the studios and kind of get the good vibes going. Camille Guaty

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Call me weird, but personally, when it comes to my ovaries, I prefer to speak to my gynecologist. I don't think the leaders of the free world should have to be an expert on the issue, nor should they ever publicly voice their opinions. Candace Owens

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In the first couple of years when you're transitioning you don't really fit into any gender, because you're changing over. You have to start getting electrolysis before you even start your therapy. But I think all the weird looks help to give you conviction in who you really are. Candis Cayne

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Sometimes it's so weird just to do an interview. This morning I was back in my parents' house, with my brother, and we went for a jog together, then had breakfast as a family. And a couple of hours later I'm wearing high heels and a dress and makeup, and talking about my job. Carey Mulligan

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'It Girl' is such a weird term. It implies I go to parties and drink champagne. Carey Mulligan

Girl Drink Weird Term Implies Parties Go Champagne

Whenever you have to do a photo shoot with a woman, there is this weird competition. They need to prove something. They need to play games - maybe unconsciously - but women are so sensitive, and people call me more masculine sometimes. Carice van Houten

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