165 Pizza Quotes for You to Enjoy

I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic. Lizzie Velasquez

Day Me People Cake Long All Day Eat Pretty Small Anorexic Noodles Chicken Get Accuse Being Upset Pizza Ice Ice Cream Chocolate Cream Pop Sweets Portions

When I bought my first house I had all these red flags on my credit report because I bounced a bunch of checks to places like Pizza Hut and stuff like that for $13 or $15 because I was trying to feed my O-linemen. Ryan Leaf

First Hut Had Bought Feed Red Stuff Checks Like House Because Bunch Report Trying Flags Pizza Pizza Hut Places Credit

I write with pen and paper. I don't have a mobile or computer, because I know how great they are. If I did, I'd never leave the house - you'd find me in six months, dead under a pile of pizza boxes. John Cooper Clarke

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. P. J. O'Rourke

You Wealth Too Eat Box Domino Where Pizza Many

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in. Vincent D'Onofrio

Something Mystic Did Just Pizza Then Fat

I'm a health nut who likes to work out every day, but I am powerless when it comes to Yorkshire pudding, pizza and ice cream. Drew Scott

Work Health Day Every Day I Am Every Nut Out Powerless Likes Am Yorkshire Pizza Ice Ice Cream Work Out Cream Who Pudding

I grew up in Italy, so for me, Naples pizza is the only type of pizza that there really is. Laura Jane Grace

Me Type Only Naples Italy Up Grew Pizza Really

Burned 1000 calories today. Left the pizza in the oven too long. Unknown

Absurd Calories Pizza Relatable

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