Old Maid Quotes

I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat. Lily Tomlin
Funny Time You Women Comedy Old Threat Maid Had Powerful Stereotype Supposed Attractive Because Were Up Very Overweight Grew Old Maid Really Homely Play
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. Edna Ferber
Death You Struggle Old Delightful Maid Drowning Like Cease Sensation Being After Old Maid Really
Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost. Evelyn Waugh
You Money Old Lost Finally Only Maid Like Odd Left Get Old Maid Useful Rid Who Card Player
There is one type of ideal woman very seldom described in poetry - the old maid, the woman whom sorrow or misfortune prevents from fulfilling her natural destiny. Lafcadio Hearn
Woman Natural Old Type Destiny Poetry Prevents Maid Seldom Misfortune Ideal Sorrow Very Old Maid Fulfilling Whom Her
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint. Lana Turner
Old Men Girl Says Find Maid Exciting She Terribly Saint Any Old Maid Who
She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid. Thomas Nelson Page
Woman Old Would Maid Remarkable Had She Been Very Old Maid
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