3669 Kid Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I was a kid, I got in trouble for lying a lot, and I had a teacher say, 'Instead of lying, write it down, because if you write it down, it's not a lie anymore; it's fiction.' Jacqueline Woodson

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I was always dressing up as a kid in the backyard, building some sort of fort and having battles against imaginary enemies. It's often that same feeling when you're pretending for a living, but it's with bigger toys. Jai Courtney

It's like the old thing: The parents stay together for the kids, but the kids know that you don't want to be together. The kids would rather you be happy - and separate - than together and miserable. I don't want my kid to grow up around two parents who just don't work. Jaime Pressly

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I had teammates like Chris Davis. Manny Machado was really young and such a good kid. Seeing his development, it's ridiculous. He's going to get bigger. He's going to get stronger. He's going to get even better. Jake Arrieta

I was obsessed with X-Men as a kid, and I would have to go and play every last one of them. My sister was obsessed with Barbies. So we would create these X-Men-Barbie combos and perform weird musicals where they interacted with each other. Jake Epstein

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I remember, as a kid, my grandfather would grab my temples and say, 'You've got to focus, Jake. You've got to focus.' Jake Peavy

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Since I'm homeschooled, I don't get much kid interaction, so I started at this gym and I got to meet other kids. I actually met one of my best friends there; we hang out all the time. Jake Short

Time Best Met Other Other Kids Meet Kid Kids Out Gym Since Got Friends Get Hang Interaction Much Actually Started

I've never been innocent, but I don't think I'm a bad kid! I didn't get voted prom king. I was kind of the dancer, the performer, but I was always very athletic, too. Jake T. Austin

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As a fan and collector of 'MAD' magazines as a kid, I am well aware that my art is unworthy. I remain in absolute awe of 'MAD' artist Mort Drucker and loved Wally Wood and Harvey Kurtzman and Al Jaffee and Don Martin and Angelo Torres and Peter Kuper and Sergio Aragones. Jake Tapper

Nobody is going to be more disinterested in your work than your own kid. Jaleel White

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I wasn't a kid trying to become famous. I wasn't a part of any Disney Channel wheelhouse. I was basically a black kid whose parents put him into the business so he could go to college. Jaleel White

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I know the NBA is my all-time goal. It's what I dreamed of as a little kid. Jalen Brunson

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It's definitely nice to be relaxed and a normal kid and hang out. Jalen Brunson

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As a kid from Detroit, I played whatever sport was in season: football, basketball, wrestling, whatever it was. I was an active kid. Jalen Rose

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My kid was a great baseball player. I thought I had it made. Front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. Then he turned sixteen and wanted to be a rapper. James Caan

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I've always been an Internet kid. James Charles

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I was always the kid at school who thought it was a good idea to set off the fire alarm. And much as I'm aware that that's a trait which also propels other things which are good, I wish I could just pause and go, 'Is this really what you want to do?' James Corden

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I was a WASP kid going to a high school that was 99 percent Jewish and I wanted attention and I wanted to make a spectacle of myself because I couldn't stand to be ignored. James Ellroy

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As a kid, I sensed history going on all around me, but the basic thrust of it didn't move me. James Ellroy

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When I was a kid, Eisenhower had been President forever, and all of a sudden, everything in the world was all about Jack Kennedy. I was 12, interested in politics; my father was from Massachusetts, had an accent like Kennedy. James Ellroy

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