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I have a traditional view of the afterlife... heaven, hell and judgments. But the accounts of those places are scant, and I believe it's on purpose. We aren't supposed to try to figure out the architecture of the afterlife, since the big game is here in this life. Doug TenNapel

I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn't anything going on the outside! Douglas Adams

Eyes Walk Seen Hell Assumed Everybody Kid Must Inside Something Only Outside Open Knew Sure Because His Going Anybody Anything Who Ever Actually Wide

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell? Douglas Horton

Destination First Hell Line Scramble Heaven Why

You'd have to have one hell of an imagination to completely make up a story, but historians are very anal about what they think should be portrayed on screen. Thankfully they don't make movies; we do. Dougray Scott

You Hell Think Imagination On-Screen About Make Make Up Historians Up Very Thankfully Screen Story Movies Should Portrayed

I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls. Drew Barrymore

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I was raised in unique and trying environments, but they were also amazing platforms for me to have an extraordinary life. Going through hell as a kid made me sensitive to what others in this world go through, too. Drew Barrymore

I've tried like hell to make bad movies good, and I can't. Maybe Marlon Brando has been able to do that at times. But even he has a hard time making 'The Appaloosa' a good movie. Dylan McDermott

It's a good idea to have friends both in Heaven and in Hell. Edward Albee

Good Hell Both Idea Friends Heaven Good Idea

One of the reasons why I thought it was a good decision to put Def Jux on hold is that it's a hell of a lot easier to dismiss something as a movement than to dismiss individuals making good records. El-P

Good Decision Thought Hell Easier Good Records Something Records Put Individuals Making Lot Than Movement Hold Dismiss Reasons Why

I don't think I'm gonna die tomorrow or even two weeks from now, or even ever. I just don't know - who the hell knows what's gonna happen to them? Nobody! Isn't that comforting? Nobody has a clue. I like that we don't know. And I like that it's somebody else's decision, not mine. Elaine Stritch

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Unquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous. Yet I felt it was quite natural to jump at the task. After all, if you don't like action and excitement, you don't go into police work. And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever! Eliot Ness

It's about avoiding reality through various escape routes that become addictions and lead to Hell. My character is addicted to television, chocolate, coffee, to her dream of her son, which has no basis in reality. Ellen Burstyn

In the Christian world... it is believed that angels were created at the beginning, and that heaven was formed of them; and that the Devil or Satan was an angel of light, who, becoming rebellions, was cast down with his crew, and that this was the origin of hell. Emanuel Swedenborg

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That all who have ever been born men from the beginning of creation, and are deceased, are either in heaven or in hell, follows from those things which have been said and shown in the preceding article, namely, that Heaven and Hell are from the human race. Emanuel Swedenborg

At first, when you go to premieres and award shows, you're thinking, 'How the hell am I here? All these people I've never met are here, and it's so cool!' And then, as time goes on, it's a little bit like, 'Ah... it's more like work.' Emma Stone

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I grew up a block away from Hell, and my pop-pop was a chef in Hell's Kitchen. Enzo Amore

Hell Kitchen Chef Block Up Grew Away

In 1987 I got dartitis, a psychological condition which means you can't let your darts go properly. For a time, I wondered what the hell I was going to do if I didn't recover. But I remained positive and, thankfully, got over it. It occurred during the Swedish Open when I found I couldn't let the darts go. Eric Bristow

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Regardless of what people ultimately think about Crazy As Hell, It's not the type of film that, ten minutes after seeing it, you're only focused on what you want to eat. Eriq La Salle

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I actually think that's true, that we kind of create our own hell. Fiona Dourif

Own Hell Think Our Kind True Create Actually

'The Art Student's War' is, at its core, a traditional American wartime love story. As such, it is timely and engrossing. By the end, all its principal characters 'have been to Hell and back.' Floyd Skloot

Love War Art Love Story Hell Back Characters Student Principal Traditional Been End Timely American Story Wartime Core

'Cosmogramma' is basically the studies that map out the universe and the relations of heaven and hell. Flying Lotus

Hell Universe Relations Out Studies Heaven Map Basically

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