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As writers, our job is to try to create, in a fake space, something that feels true. That's just straight-up fiction: Invent a character that doesn't exist; make them seem like they do. Craig Mazin

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My diet is very kale-heavy. It's so nutrient-dense. I stay away from fake processed stuff. Daniel Bryan

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I wanted to learn how to blog, so I was playing around with Wordpress and Typepad and Blogger, starting all these different blogs just to learn how these things work. I had a fake Sergey Brin blog, an anonymous, fake Ph.D kind of blog. I did it for, like, I don't know, six weeks, and the Steve Jobs one just caught on. Daniel Lyons

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It was just an idea I had, that it could be cool to have a book covered in fake fur. Dave Eggers

Book Fur Could Had Idea Fake Covered Just Cool

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better. Dave Grohl

Myself Me Natural Guitar Better Kind More Both Feels Drumming Drums Fake How Doing Just Taught Them Play

I would rather die than be a serious artist, or a fake artist. David LaChapelle

Would Rather Fake Than Die Artist Serious

Food scenes in movies are traditionally nightmares to shoot - you just can't fake eating, and you usually have to repeat it a lot of times to get the angles you need. It's actually quite a lot to ask of actors, and there's really nowhere to hide. David MacKenzie

Messi gets kicked by everybody, and he gets up and carries on. Doesn't scream, doesn't fake injury. David Moyes

Everybody Kicked Carries He Messi Fake Up Gets Scream Injury

If the price is very cheap then it's almost certainly a fake. David Russell

Price Cheap Almost Fake Very Then Certainly

I have a lot of creative control, so I can decide what I want to wear, what I want my brand to look like, what I want my songs to sound like, so I don't sound like some fake artist that people can't relate to. Daya

Creative People Control Relate Wear Some Songs Like Look Fake Sound Lot Brand Artist Want Decide Creative Control

The joy of 'The X-files' is how it plays on so many different realities never knowing what is the truth and what is the deception. So my approach to my character has always been that we are alive and have always been alive and were never 'killed off' but held a fake funeral in 'Jump the Shark' to get the heat off of us. Dean Haglund

Truth Character Joy Approach Alive Never Shark Knowing Always Fake How Were Been Off Jump Get Heat Different Deception Realities Us Held Many Funeral Plays

When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them up and pretend that they were guns. Boys find sticks to play swords and anything that looks like a gun to shoot. It's just inside of them. It's who they are. Dean Norris

Gun Kids Pretend Would Find Inside Guns Take Had Pick Like Looks Because Sticks Boy Fake Were Up Bananas Shoot Just Anything Them Teachers Who Away Play Preschool Swords Started

I'm not asking actors to act. I'm asking them to behave. I want to see their being, not how they can fake it. Derek Cianfrance

See Fake How Behave Being Want Them Asking Act Actor

Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you. Dick Schaap

In the NBA, there's always a guy who is only around because he can jump. He doesn't have a clue about the fundamentals. I learn more from the WNBA. They know how to dribble, how to pivot, how to use the shot fake. Draymond Green

There is a perception that the media is very liberal, very biased, produces fake news. Elizabeth Flock

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I thought that the fashion world could be a bit fake sometimes, but it's nothing compared to Hollywood. These girls would walk over their grandmothers' graves to get a part, and the producers talk about actresses like they're dirt, picking over every part of them so that they end up paranoid and having surgery. Elizabeth Jagger

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Sometimes, if you fake confidence long enough, you're going to be confident. Elle King

You Confidence Sometimes Long Enough Fake Going Confident

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