187 Divorced Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I got divorced, the first people I called were Nick Kroll and John Mulaney and T. J. Miller - all the pals. Pete Holmes

People First John Divorced First People Got Were Nick Miller Pals

I look at my faith like a room, and there was all of this furniture in there, but I had inherited most of the furniture. Then, when I got divorced, I took everything out just to see how I was going to refurnish the room, and that was a very essential step in my life. It was great. Pete Holmes

Life Faith Great My Life Took Everything Furniture Out See Had Step Divorced Like Look Most Got How Very Going Essential Just Room Then Inherited

I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18. Placido Domingo

Father Married Divorced

My parents were divorced when I was 11, and it made such a profound impression on my life that I suppose I thought that by not getting married, you could avoid your life being carved in two. Richard E. Grant

I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people. Richard Simmons

Day Me You Every Day People Phone Husband Every Say Some Pounds No-One Pick Weighs He Divorced Abundance Call Got Am Dear Up Get Just Wants Richard

I've been married three times and divorced three times. Rick Wakeman

Three Married Divorced Been Times

I think the answer of course is that space and time are not these hard external objects. Again we're, scientists have been building from one side of nature (physics) without considering the other side (life in consciousness). Neither side exists without the other. They cannot be divorced from one another or else there is no reality. Robert Lanza

Life Time Nature Reality Physics Space Building Think Other Else Side Considering Neither Objects Divorced Another Course Without Answer Scientists Been Exists Space And Time Cannot Again Hard Consciousness External

I made my first million by the time I was 31 and promptly lost it when I got divorced. Robin Leach

Time Made First Lost Promptly Divorced Got Million By The Time

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced. Romesh Ranganathan

Time Myself Celebrate Happy Marriage Key Comedy Wife Will Long Year Our Out Gigs Wedding More Absent Long Periods Divorced Tenth Anniversary House Periods Around Getting Being Happy Marriage Next Next Year

We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now. Rosie Perez

Married Indie Directors Divorced Like Heck Even Now

I didn't get married to get divorced. Russell Crowe

Married Divorced Get Get Married

Although my life is far from perfect, the irony is that in a divorced parent's custody schedule - with days on and days off - instead of like it was before, when I felt ragged and still oddly guilty all the time, now I feel guilty but not ragged. Sandra Tsing Loh

My father was in record promotion in Los Angeles. He worked for Mercury Records, Capitol Records, and RCA Records. My parents divorced when I was about 9. In 1978, my dad moved to Nashville and opened an independent record promotion company, Mike Borchetta Promotions. Scott Borchetta

The way they were writing Christine as this older woman who got married, which she shouldn't have. Obviously got divorced right away. Reached the glass ceiling in the police precinct. So there is a part of her that died because she knows she couldn't go any farther. Sharon Gless

Woman Writing Police Older Way Married Part Divorced Glass Reached Obviously She Knows Because Got Go Were Ceiling Died Any Which Farther Who Older Woman Away Her Right Right Away Christine

I don't think anybody whose ever been divorced can tell you divorce is easy or fun or feels like anything other than a tremendous failure. Sharon Stone

Failure You Think Other Tremendous Tell Easy Divorce Divorced Feels Like Been Than Anybody Anything Fun Whose Ever

I don't need the new fan; I need the fan that has anxiety - parents are getting divorced, social problems, gender problems - I need them to come to the ultimate show, and they're going to get that at Knotfest. Shawn Crahan

Anxiety Problems Gender Parents Divorced New Come Ultimate Get Getting Going Fan Social Them Show Social Problems Need

I grew up in a city - it's called Lawrence, Massachusetts. It's about half an hour north of Boston. When my parents got divorced, I moved to New Hampshire because my father worked up there. Statik Selektah

I married a university professor, raised a son, and worked as an academic librarian. My husband and I moved to the Ozarks, bought a farm, and started a commercial beekeeping business. And divorced. Sue Hubbell

Business Son Husband Farm Librarian Married Bought Divorced Academic Commercial Moved Worked Professor Started Raised University

The women's movement hit my neighborhood like a freight train. Everybody got divorced. You wonder what would have happened to women if the suburbs hadn't been built. Susan Faludi

You Women Everybody Neighborhood Would Divorced Like Freight Got Built Been Wonder Train Hit Movement Happened Suburbs

'The Big Girls' has always seemed to me to be a story about different kinds of families - a divorced mother with a child; a father with his child and his girlfriend; a mother of three children, suffering from postpartum depression; and the rigid artificial families maintained by women in prison - all potentially perilous. Susanna Moore

Depression Me Suffering Women Mother Father Girl Three Big Prison Different Kinds Rigid Kinds Postpartum Girlfriend About Seemed Potentially Divorced Maintained Perilous Always His Families Child Artificial Children Different Story

It took me a long time to be convinced that marriage was right for me because I've come from a long line of broken marriages. My parents divorced, and I had two broken marriages myself. Sylvester Stallone

Time Myself Me Broken Marriage Long Parents Long Time Took Marriages Long Line Had Divorced Come Because Line Convinced Right Two

I am a divorced child, of divided, uncertain background. Within this division I - supposed fruit of their love - no longer exist. It happened nearly forty years ago, yet to me, nothing is sadder than my parents' divorce. Sylvia Kristel

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