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I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. James Norton

Police First Bicycle Way Date Crashed

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. Jane Bryant Quinn

Once Rule Alive Staying Give Date Both Never Number

War had always seemed to me to be a purely human behavior. Accounts of warlike behavior date back to the very first written records of human history; it seemed to be an almost universal characteristic of human groups. Jane Goodall

War Me History Behavior First Back Characteristic Purely Seemed Date Records Had Written Almost Always Very Accounts Human Human Behavior Warlike Human History Groups Universal

I felt that Stephen had become such a significant figure, a scientist of such international renown, that at some future date, someone would be sure to attempt an inaccurate, sensationalised biography, possibly including me, possibly writing me out of the script. Jane Hawking

Future Me Writing Become Out Significant Possibly Would Would-Be Some Someone Date Attempt Had Sure Felt Renown Scientist Script Inaccurate Figure International Including Biography

I want to make sure there are no gatekeepers at the AG's door, and that anybody in the Department - they may have to come relatively late in the evening, just judging by the schedules to date - but if somebody has suggestions for how to make this a better department, that they know I am available. Janet Reno

Better Somebody Late Relatively Date Schedules Come Know Make Sure Judging How Am Department May Just Anybody Want Door Available Evening Suggestions Gatekeepers

In 2006, the Congress had approved plans to allow the Fed, beginning in 2011, to pay interest on banks' reserve balances. In the fall of 2008, the Congress moved up the effective date of this authority to October 2008. Janet Yellen

Fall Beginning Pay Congress Approved Date Fed Allow Had Balances October Effective Up Authority Moved Banks Interest Plans Reserve

I don't have time to date. Jared Kushner

Time Date

Goaltending was brought in because of Mikan and Chamberlain. So rules do change for specific players, in concert with a need to stay up to date on how coaches are taking advantage of the rules. Jeff Van Gundy

Change Rules Stay Brought Date Taking Advantage Taking Advantage Concert Because How Up Up-To-Date Coaches Specific Chamberlain Players Need

I just don't know how to date. Jennie Garth

Date Know How Just

My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved. Jennifer Aniston

Date Both Both Parties Uncomfortable Disaster Disastrous Most Involved Parties Much

Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He's never paid attention to me before, but now we're on this date, going to see the 'Sixth Sense.' And right before the climax, he leans in - and I'm so excited, because I think we're going to French-kiss - and then he tells me the twist. He completely ruins the movie for me. Jenny Slate

Me School Before Sense Think Back Ruins Out High Tells See High School Date Never He Excited Attention Because Climax Quarterback Going Sixth Sixth Sense Movie Ask Then Paid Who Now Right Twist

The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date. Jeremy Hardy

Mind Face Out About Date Always Years Hold Image

I guess I've always been a groupie. My first date was a bull rider called Tommy Lee Bryant. We'd go to the rodeo every Saturday and Sunday. The bull riders were the cool guys. Jerry Hall

You change with the guys you date. Jessica Simpson

You Change Guys Date

I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved. Jessica St. Clair

Somebody Would My Friend Date Never Knowingly Go Friend Loved

Even though Laverne and Shirley were always, like, submitting themselves for medical testing and falling asleep on a date or whatever, they always had each other's back. Jessica St. Clair

Whatever Other Back Though Date Had Like Always Were Falling Testing Shirley Themselves Asleep Even Each Medical

Just don't pull out your phone at all on the first date. Jessica Szohr

Phone First Out Date Just Your Pull

I think when you're a tall girl, you feel a little bit like an outcast. You have to go to the back of the photo. You're taller than all the boys. I know I felt more like an outsider. And then as I got older, I just got used to it. I got like, 'I don't date under 6 feet.' That's my policy. Jessica Williams

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