16 Axe Quotes for You to Enjoy

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. Albert Einstein

Progress Criminal Like Hands Pathological Technological Technological Progress Axe

When you're a Viking, you never know when you're going to get the axe. Alyssa Sutherland

You Never Know Get Going Axe

When I first started to sing, I just swung at it with an axe. Hozier

First Sing Just Swung Started Axe

A lot of people say video games can be stifling. Older people say, 'We had to go outside, and we had to make up stories!' For me, video games broadened my horizons. Playing 'Golden Axe,' I was those characters. I imagined myself being in that world, so honestly, it was a really good thing. Kumail Nanjiani

Video Games Myself Good Me People World Older Honestly Broadened Say Those Characters Horizons People Say Good Thing Outside Had Make Make Up Stifling Go Lot Up Being Golden Stories Video Really Games Older People Thing Axe Playing Imagined

I knew there was an old axe down cellar; that is all I knew. Lizzie Andrew Borden

Old Down Knew Cellar Axe

I worked with AXE Hair to do a promo shoot for the ESPYs and ESPN - it's all about having girl-approved hair. They have a newer product out there with the hair stuff - shampoo, conditioner and all the styling products that they have. Matthew Stafford

Hair Out Promo About Having Shampoo Stuff Styling Shoot ESPN Worked Product Products Axe

I started a novel back in high school. It wasn't very good. It was the opposite of good. The writing itself wasn't too bad, and the characters were interesting. But the story was a mess, and it was full of fantasy cliches. Dwarf with an axe. Barbarian warrior. I don't ever think I'd bother finishing that. It's just not worth my time. Patrick Rothfuss

Time Good Writing Worth School Warrior Think Too Back Characters High Bad High School My Time Finishing Bother Mess Cliches Opposite Were Itself Very Just Dwarf Story Interesting Barbarian Fantasy Full Novel Ever Started Axe

There's something so empowering about knowing I can pick up an axe and split a piece of wood. Rain Dove

About Something Split Pick Piece Knowing Empowering Up Wood Axe

'Axe Cop' is an animated show that just started on Fox that is based off the comic book series. And here's the hook: it's written by a 5-year-old. This 5-year-old has a brother who's, like, 28 and is in the business, and the little brother kept coming up with all these awesome stories for this character he dreamed up called Axe Cop. Rob Huebel

Character Business Book Awesome Hook Dreamed Brother Animated He Written Like Comic Comic Book Coming Off Up Just Stories Little Little Brother Show Series Based Cop Here Started Axe Fox Kept

Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we can axe 'like, total girl crush' unless Total Girl Crush is the name of a fizzy soft drink, in which case I'll take two, thank you. Sloane Crosley

You Girl Thank You Unless Please Out Phrase Total About Case Drink Take Crush Name Like Talking Thank Which While Phase Axe Violence Two Soft

I don't think I'm a gay icon. I have no axe to grind. I mean, I'm clearly not homophobic! I'm not pro or con. Steve-O

Gay Think Con Clearly Pro Grind Mean Icon Homophobic Axe

In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old girl. Sylvester Stallone

Life Girl Real Life Control Guys Real Movies Axe

Each one of my budgets has taken a meat axe to foreign aid, because I think we ought to quit sending it to countries that hate us. Rand Paul

Hate Foreign Aid Think Aid Ought Taken Countries Budgets Because Foreign Sending Quit Us Meat Each Each One Axe

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