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The film business is absurd. Stars don't last very long. It's much more interesting to be a proper actor.
Tom Courtenay
Business
Long
Stars
Proper
More
Absurd
Very
Interesting
Much
Film
Actor
Film Business
Last
Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.
Vartan Gregorian
Wise
Humanity
Stupidity
Fragments
Libraries
Records
Absurd
Behalf
Unique
Keep
'Last House' offended a lot of people. The results in the theaters, even in Boston, reminded me a bit of things from when I was studying Theater of the Absurd, and the rise and the appearance of Ionesco plays, and things like that.
Wes Craven
Me
People
Offended
Bit
Rise
Boston
Results
Reminded
Absurd
Studying
Like
House
Lot
Theater
Theaters
Appearance
Even
Things
Last
Plays
My biggest struggle being a woman in the workforce has not only been with my mother, my grandmother, and a lot of my girlfriends. When I'm working late hours, I'm almost punished for it by them. It's almost absurd that I would prioritize work over catching up with my girlfriends. If I were a man, that would just come second nature.
Whitney Wolfe Herd
Work
Nature
Man
Struggle
Woman
Mother
Late
Punished
Would
Girlfriends
Only
Almost
Absurd
Catching
Over
Come
Hours
Prioritize
Were
Been
Lot
Up
Just
Being
Biggest
Them
Grandmother
Workforce
Working
Second
Second Nature
Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash, nor a blue mountain. Some see it in a leg of mutton, others in a compound fracture; and to expect others to accept one's own definition of it is as absurd as to expect all humanity to use the same toilet-brush.
William Morris Hunt
Humanity
World
Long
Beauty
Single
Own
Others
Definition
Neither
Mutton
See
Some
Compound
Something
Absurd
Contained
Accept
Nor
Leg
Mountain
Expect
Same
Blue
Nose
Little
Straight
Use
Whole
Fills
An aftermath of real failures can make the whole blockchain ecosystem more resilient because it will result in revealing the boundaries and realities of what's possible, useful, absurd, impossible, repeatable, and scalable out of everything that appears plausible and innovative at the beginning.
William Mougayar
Result
Impossible
Will
Blockchain
Beginning
Innovative
Everything
Out
Possible
More
Absurd
Boundaries
Failures
Ecosystem
Make
Because
Revealing
Real
Aftermath
Realities
Useful
Whole
Appears
Plausible
Resilient
When we examine the opinions of men, we find that nothing is more uncommon than common sense; or, in other words, they lack judgment to discover plain truths or to reject absurdities and palpable contradictions.
Baron d'Holbach
Words
Men
Judgment
Sense
Nothing
Other
Find
Examine
More
Uncommon
Absurd
Opinions
Discover
Contradictions
Than
Truths
Lack
Common
In Other Words
Common Sense
Plain
Palpable
Reject
I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India.
Upamanyu Chatterjee
Home
India
I Feel
Absurd
Feel
The defeat of Obamacare will come from the realization that the very idea of a government-administered health care system is absurd... and by people opting out of the system and developing workarounds.
Rand Paul
Health
People
Care
Will
Defeat
System
Out
Obamacare
Developing
Absurd
Idea
Come
Health Care
Health Care System
Very
Realization
Should the Moody Blues be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? That's absurd. Of course they should be.
Steve Miller
Moody
Absurd
Course
Hall
Rock
Rock And Roll
Fame
Roll
Blues
Should
Favorite childhood memory: not paying bills.
Unknown
Funny
Absurd
Childhood Memories
Paying
Bills
Relatable
"I'll see you in court" is the grown up version of "I'm telling mom".
Unknown
Funny
Absurd
Grow Up
Relatable
What's your favorite position in bed? Next to the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging.
Unknown
Funny
Phone
Absurd
Position
Relatable
Mirror says yes. Camera says no.
Unknown
Funny
Mirror
Absurd
Camera
Relatable
My love is like a candle, if you forget me I will burn your house down.
Unknown
Love
Absurd
Candle
Burn
Relatable
Life tip: when nothing goes right go to sleep.
Unknown
Life
Absurd
Relatable
Your secret is safe with me ... and my best friend.
Unknown
Secret
Best Friend
Absurd
Relatable
Burned 1000 calories today. Left the pizza in the oven too long.
Unknown
Absurd
Calories
Pizza
Relatable
It may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but really I'm just thinking about what to eat next.
Unknown
Thoughts
Eat
Absurd
Relatable
When you miss a call but call back one second later and no one answers.
Unknown
Absurd
Call
Relatable
The problem with rich people is that I am not one.
Unknown
Funny
Absurd
Rich People
Relatable
Going back to your ex is like having a shower and putting dirty underwear back on.
Unknown
Absurd
Relatable
The human body has 7 trillion nerves, and you manage to get on every single one of them.
Unknown
Nerves
Absurd
Human Body
Relatable
Relationship goals: form a relationship.
Unknown
Relationship
Absurd
Relatable
You know what really turns me on? Unprotected wifi.
Unknown
Unprotected
Absurd
Relatable
Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars.
Unknown
Money
Absurd
Relatable
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