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Ted Rall
American
Cartoonist
Born:
Aug 26
,
1963
American
Being
Better
Good
Think
You
Related authors:
Bil Keane
Bill Watterson
Caroll Spinney
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Walt Disney
When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.
Ted Rall
You
Eyes
Birds
Something
Head
Look
Tilt
Lot
Them
Expression
Stare
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.
Ted Rall
News
You
Incomplete
Cartoon
Headlines
Information
Based
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.
Ted Rall
Saying
First
Boss
Moron
Step
First Step
Up
The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.
Ted Rall
Best
You
Walk
Cartoonist
About
Someone
Know
Pieces
Up
Being
Bar
Apartment
Your
Thing
Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.
Ted Rall
Writing
Nothing
Analysis
Ruin
Silk
About
Direct
More
Structured
Rely
Road
Like
Well
Very
Quotes
Notes
Use
Away
Right
Right Away
On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
Ted Rall
State
Most
Anti-American
Planet
Ground
Pakistan
I think we're the first generation to successfully integrate American society.
Ted Rall
Generation
First
Think
Society
First Generation
Integrate
American
Successfully
American Society
I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.
Ted Rall
Good
Me
Jazz
Enjoy
Think
I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.
Ted Rall
Great
Think
Written
Anyone
Graphic
Novel
I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.
Ted Rall
Better
Out
Cartoonist
Cartoonists
Because
Editorial
Many
Awful
Default
Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.
Ted Rall
Good
You
Better
Big
Too
Say
Out
Kind
Objective
Morally
Wrong
Stuff
Like
Genre
Another
Because
Comics
Than
Any
Cuts
At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.
Ted Rall
Loathe
Respectful
Pretty
Bosses
Point
American
Workers
American Workers
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