Quotes by scottish authors

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything. Billy Connolly

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? Billy Connolly

You Mother Tell Drink Never Head Empty Did Your

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly

Saying You People Arch Audience Always Hear Behind

That's how I got my name, you know. The Bonny scot, see? Bon Scott

You See Name Know Got How

I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much. Bon Scott

Too Much Too Drink Drunkard Much Special

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun. Bon Scott

People Meet Drink Stuff Lot Lots Fun

I've been on the road for fifteen years and I had no intent to stop. Bon Scott

Had Road Been Years Intent Stop Fifteen

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week. Bon Scott

Band Valentines Broke Week Up Last

Reaching the height of 6 ft. 5 in.; I never expected to be that tall. I just shot up. Calvin Harris

Never Reaching Tall Up Expected Just Height Shot

Even if you have a big tune, live crowds can get sick of it. It's not just about the song but also the staying power and if people have connected with it in a certain way. I know that the tracks I put more emotion and depth into are the ones that have the staying power in clubs. Calvin Harris

You People Song Power Big Live Sick Way Staying Staying Power About More Crowds Emotion Put Know Also Tracks Get Just Tune Clubs Depth Certain Certain Way Connected Even

I have legendary massive breakfasts at hotels. I don't hold back. I'll get there at 7A.M. and I'll be the last out at 11 A.M., having gone up and down the buffet seven times. Calvin Harris

Gone Down Back Seven Out Having Hotels Massive Buffet Up Up And Down Times Get Legendary Hold Last

I want to be the number one songwriter-producer guy of all time. Calvin Harris

Time All-Time Guy Want Number

I'd been sending out demos and CDs for years. I knew my stuff was good enough, but I was getting nowhere. Then, three people - my future manager and two publishers - happened to send one of my tracks to EMI publishing in the same week. All of a sudden, they were interested! Calvin Harris

Future Good People Three Enough Out Week Knew Stuff Tracks Demos Were Been Years Same Send Sending Manager Getting Happened Interested Then Sudden Nowhere Publishers Publishing Two

Right at the start, when I was about 13 or 14, I only had an Amiga 500 Plus running a bit of tracker software called OctaMED. My brother was big into his computers, and when he moved up to a proper PC, I took charge of the Amiga. Calvin Harris

Big Software Took Bit Charge Running Brother Plus About Proper Only Computers Had He His Up Moved Right Start

I'd never really thought of eating salads before. Charlie Adam

Thought Before Eating Never Salads Really

I am at my best when I am scoring. Charlie Adam

Best Am Scoring

I want to be a footballer - and that means playing on a Saturday afternoon. Charlie Adam

Footballer Want Afternoon Means Saturday Playing

I get recognised in the street, but that's more from all the Scottish people who are down in Blackpool on their holidays. Charlie Adam

People Down Recognised More Scottish Get Holidays Who Street

I play beside one of the unsung heroes in David Vaughan. It's a privilege to play with him: he is breathtaking at times. Charlie Adam

Heroes Beside David He Unsung Him Privilege Times Breathtaking Play

What do folk always say about Arsenal? They can pass you to death. Charlie Adam

Death You Say Folk About Pass Always Arsenal