Quotes by Comedians

It's always really funny to watch someone who really wants something who isn't getting it but who's desperate for it. Billy Eichner

Funny Desperate Someone Something Always Getting Wants Really Who Watch

I loved 'Solid Gold!' Billy Eichner

Solid Gold Loved

I came out to my parents when I was a junior in college. And it was pretty fine. They were more concerned with why I wasn't dating anyone. But now I'm 36, and I still don't date anyone. Billy Eichner

College Parents Out Fine Pretty More Date Dating Concerned Still Came Were Junior Anyone Now Why

I have a vivid memory of loving Keith Hernandez, the first baseman for the '86 Mets. I grew up in Queens, so when the Mets won the World Series that year, it was a big deal. Billy Eichner

Memory World First Big Year Vivid Deal Big Deal Queens Mets Up Won Grew Loving Series Baseman World Series

I don't think my voice has changed very much when it comes to things that I create. It's just my perspective, my point of view, and I guess that really hasn't changed very much. Luckily, it hasn't had to change in order for me to work. Billy Eichner

You grow older, you evolve. Billy Eichner

You Older Evolve Grow

Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently. Billy Eichner

People Better Society Programming Everyone Would Would-Be Lot Jungle Hulu Just Which Mozart Apparently Original Watched Watching

I would never be a contestant on my own show. I would never speak to me, and I'd never sign the release. Billy Eichner

Me Speak Own Release Sign Would My Own Never Contestant Show

I do not like not having Wi-Fi in general, but certainly not on a plane. I fall apart. Billy Eichner

Fall General Having Like Apart Plane Certainly

I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. Billy Eichner

Love Christmas Jews Most Because Am Taste Any Lame Jewish

I just love Stephen Colbert. He's a genius. Billy Eichner

Love Genius He Just

I had about five years as a gay guy in New York after college before the whole Grindr explosion happened, where people were still going out to meet each other. Billy Eichner

Gay People College Before Other Meet Out About Guy Had New Still Were Years Five York Going New York Where After Happened Explosion Whole Each

The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul. Billy Eichner

Needs Ellen Mainstream Rosie

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' Billy Eichner

Live Up Grew Saturday Saturday Night Saturday Night Live Watching Night

I was obsessed with award shows and made charts and graphs and stuff when I was 7 years old. I found the entertainment business hilarious, ridiculous, and alluring - and my parents supported it, for better or worse. Billy Eichner

There are people who have huge YouTube followings - whose every post gets hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of hits. But I don't think that's having the same impact as someone who has a regular presence on television, or both. Billy Eichner

I like being in my New York bubble. It's the best bubble! Billy Eichner

Best Bubble New Like York New York Being

You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything. Billy Eichner

Politics You Sense Of Humor Humor Sense Everything About Emmys