Quotes by Comedians

My brother and I, we were both relatively good-looking guys growing up, but we had our awkward stages, where we were just hard to look at. Dan Fogler

Our Relatively Brother Guys Both Had Good-Looking Look Were Up Just Where Stages Hard Growing Growing Up Awkward

Well, I think a lot of people just want to be famous. Dan Fogler

People Think Well Lot Just Famous Want

I love theater. I grew up doing theater. Dan Fogler

Love Doing Up Grew Theater

I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her. Dan Fogler

You know what's been interesting about my career? It's been this slow rise with long plateaus. Dan Fogler

You Slow Long About Rise Know Been Interesting Career

In college, I learned that my favorite parts were the sad clown parts. Those are the ones I love because you get to do everything. You get to be funny, make them laugh one minute, and make them cry the next minute. Dan Fogler

I love all that stuff like 'Tales From The Crypt,' 'Twlight Zone,' and 'Amazing Stories.' Dan Fogler

Love Amazing Stuff Like Tales Stories Zone

I have a large pallette of tastes. Dan Fogler

Tastes Large

When I was a kid, I remember thinking, 'When we reach the year 2000, everyone will have jetpacks, and it'll be like 'The Jetsons,' and we'll fly everywhere!' Dan Fogler

Remember Fly Will Year Thinking Everyone Everywhere Kid Like Reach

It's a fine line between magic and science. In medieval times, science was magic. Dan Fogler

Science Fine Fine Line Magic Between Line Times Medieval

'Mars Needs Moms' was motion capture, where you walk into a space that's essentially a black box with cameras everywhere. It was so technical. You have these mandibles with cameras on your face and a helmet, and you have to hit certain marks. You couldn't shoot this stuff without the green-screen aspect. Dan Fogler

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I'm a very physical actor. Dan Fogler

Physical Very Actor

I love getting crazy and sweaty and wild. Dan Fogler

Love Crazy Wild Getting Sweaty

A little confidence can make the simplest of T-shirts look like a million bucks. Dan Levy

Confidence Simplest Bucks Like Look Make Little Million Million Bucks

Masculinity involves feminine qualities, and femininity involves masculine qualities. Dan Levy

Masculine Masculinity Involves Qualities Feminine Femininity

Ironically, fashion trends, be it denim or polka dots, have a tendency to perpetuate the contrary. Dan Levy

Fashion Trends Tendency Perpetuate Contrary Ironically Dots

My parents have always had this philosophy that overindulging your children is one of the worst things you could do as a parent. It's something that was hammered into my head growing up. And while my mom and dad are not professional authorities on parenting, I can confirm from experience that they had a point. Dan Levy

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When it comes to birthdays, I think there are two camps. There are people like me, who choose to treat it like any other day, and then there are the 'birthday people.' You know, those people who claim the full month in which they were born as their own. Dan Levy

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