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The person who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the honesty. Possibly more.
Richard J. Needham
Honesty
Possibly
More
Brutality
Brutally
Person
Quite
Much
Who
Honest
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
Problems
Will
Own
Solve
No Problems
Like
Available
Create
Engineers
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson
God
Me
Will
Earth
Never
Put
Am
Accomplish
Die
Behind
Far
Certain
Now
Right
Things
Number
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Charles M. Schulz
Life
Happy
My Life
Aim
Out
Direction
Purpose
Am
Doing
Meaning
Figure
Right
Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Hank Ketcham
Enjoy
Gum
Like
Chewing
Chewing Gum
Swallow
Flattery
Love is... never asking for more than you are prepared to give.
Kim Casali
Love
You
Love Is
Give
More
Never
Than
Asking
Prepared
Democracy just isn't working any more; without sanity at its heart, it is becoming a most unique and fiendish tyranny.
Michael Leunig
Democracy
Heart
Tyranny
More
Most
Without
Becoming
Any
Just
Working
Sanity
Unique
Humans are nervous, touchy creatures and can be easily offended. Many are deeply insecure. They become focused and energized by taking offence; it makes them feel meaningful and alive.
Michael Leunig
Offended
Nervous
Become
Alive
Easily
Focused
Insecure
Touchy
Taking
Feel
Makes
Offence
Them
Meaningful
Many
Creatures
Deeply
Humans
Mickey Mouse popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner.
Walt Disney
Time
Myself
Business
Ride
Mind
Corner
Drawing
Out
Brother
Seemed
Onto
Disaster
Around
Were
Years
Years Ago
Train
Mickey
Mickey Mouse
Mouse
Manhattan
Hollywood
Pad
Lowest
Fortunes
Right
Roy
Animation offers a medium of story telling and visual entertainment which can bring pleasure and information to people of all ages everywhere in the world.
Walt Disney
Entertainment
People
World
Medium
Everywhere
Pleasure
Telling
Visual
Animation
Offers
Information
Story
Which
Ages
Bring
Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.
Walt Disney
National
Resource
Our
Minds
Classrooms
Crowded
Greatest
Tragic
Children
Waste
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Al Capp
Abstract Art
Art
Sold
Unprincipled
Abstract
Bewildered
Product
Utterly
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
Cathy Guisewite
Life
Time
World
Own
Control
Every
Every Time
Something
My Own
More
Material
Provides
Get
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Jim Davis
Courage
Cats
Pet
Down
Live
Way
Motivated
Same
To Live By
Them
Urges
Deep
Easter is reflecting upon suffering for one thing, but it also reflects upon Jesus and his non compliance in the face of great authority where he holds to his truth - so there's two stories there.
Michael Leunig
Truth
Great
Suffering
Face
Compliance
Easter
One Thing
He
Also
His
Reflecting
Reflects
Authority
Where
Stories
Holds
Thing
Jesus
Two
The insatiable need for heartless power and ruthless control is the telltale sign of an uninitiated man - the most irresponsible, incompetent and destructive force on earth.
Michael Leunig
Man
Power
Control
Earth
Sign
Insatiable
Destructive
Ruthless
Most
Force
Heartless
Irresponsible
Incompetent
Need
Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate.
Ralph Steadman
Man
Hate
Revenge
Evil
Out
Exact
Corrosive
Restless
More
Through
Misery
Devising
Always
His
Need
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Scott Adams
Future
Stupidity
Solar
Will
Focus
Power
Predict
Energy
Harnessing
Unlimited
Only
Clean
Learn
Around
How
Scientists
Source
Truly
Efforts
Flailing
Stop
Convert
Fuel
Planet
Eventually
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Scott Adams
Religion
Better
Nothing
Unlikely
Defines
Willingness
Dating
Pursuit
Principle
Than
Irrational
Behind
Things
Humans
Phenomenally
I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.
Tom Wilson
Future
Time
Day
Anxiety
Try
Worry
About
Attack
Take
Just
Just One
Each
Each Day
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Walt Disney
You
You Can Do It
Dream
Dream It
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
Walt Disney
Education
Hope
People
Entertain
Entertained
Would
Something
Rather
Learned
Educate
Were
Than
Animation is different from other parts. Its language is the language of caricature. Our most difficult job was to develop the cartoon's unnatural but seemingly natural anatomy for humans and animals.
Walt Disney
Natural
Language
Job
Animals
Difficult
Other
Caricature
Our
Anatomy
Unnatural
Cartoon
Seemingly
Develop
Animation
Most
Parts
Different
Difficult Job
Humans
Of all of our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Communication
Speak
Language
Our
Inventions
Mass
Pictures
Most
Understood
Still
Universally
Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.
Walt Disney
Me
Independence
He
End
Mickey
Mickey Mouse
Mouse
Means
Symbol
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson
Car
Mind
Thought
Battery
Thought Process
Running
Like
Off
Process
Shutting
Rejuvenating
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