10 Neil Simon Quotes for You to Enjoy

Neil Simon

American Playwright

Born: Jul 4, 1927

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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. Neil Simon

Risks Took Would No-One Sistine Painted Ever Floor Chance

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. Neil Simon

Life You Pain Born Through Without Go Been Experiencing

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. Neil Simon

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. Neil Simon

Happiness Money Some More Point Just After Certain Certain Point Brings

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon

You Happy Marriage Wonderful Care Important Every Out Ten Take Take Care Feel Like Make Couples Him Wonderful Marriage Two

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. Neil Simon

Life Me You People Comedy Matter Too Honorary Way Must Degrees Vocation Given Fact Generally Schools Were Led Scores Get Graduation Low Them Realize Regular Sat Whose Present

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Neil Simon

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