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Mike Judge

Mike Judge

American Producer

Born: Oct 17, 1962

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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. Mike Judge

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination. Mike Judge

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All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big. Mike Judge

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I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else. Mike Judge

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I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get. Mike Judge

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In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, something bad has to happen. Mike Judge

You Conflict Plot Bad Something Order Happen

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide. Mike Judge

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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. Mike Judge

She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since. Mike Judge

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Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video. Mike Judge

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Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis. Mike Judge

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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Mike Judge

You Humor Pay Down Possible Laughs Minutes Give Most Comedians Make Up Up And Down Trying Many Ever Honest

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap. Mike Judge

You ought to try being cruel to some people. Mike Judge

You People Try Some People Ought Some Cruel Being

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