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Mark Twain
American
Author
Born:
Nov 30
,
1835
Died:
Apr 21
,
1910
Good
Life
Man
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People
You
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Mark Twain
Wonderful
Would
Find
More
Miss
Been
America
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain
Education
Long
Run
More
Long Run
Massacre
Deadly
Soap
Sudden
Better a broken promise than none at all.
Mark Twain
Broken
Better
Promise
None
Than
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Mark Twain
Me
Intelligence
Sometimes
Mind
Must
Week
Takes
Make
Quantity
Up
Much
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Mark Twain
Work
Whatever
Consists
Obliged
Body
Play
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Mark Twain
Work
Evil
Avoided
Necessary
Necessary Evil
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
Mark Twain
You
Lie
Better
Neglected
Take
Around
Does
Than
Belong
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
Mark Twain
People
Presidents
Kings
Only
Editorial
Editors
Use
Right
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
Mark Twain
Good
Confidence
Invented
Deceive
Any
Quotation
Good Chance
Stands
Belief
Nearly
Played
Chance
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
People
Other
Able
Himself
His
Person
Deceive
Being
Cannot
Against
Chance
Chances
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
Marriage
Before
Relation
Perceived
Wit
Ideas
Were
Any
Which
Union
Sudden
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Mark Twain
Good
Business
Risks
Line
Full
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
Hurt
Water
Taken
Moderation
Anybody
Cannot
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Mark Twain
Man
Clothes
Written
Himself
Cannot
Biographies
Biography
Buttons
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain
Youth
Lie
Could
He
Boy
George
Accomplishments
George Washington
Ignorant
Even
Washington
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