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Julie Burchill
British
Journalist
Born:
Jul 3
,
1959
Being
Me
Men
People
Women
You
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I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame.
Julie Burchill
Walk
Rest
Stars
Almost
Red
Red Carpets
Hear
Fame
Crave
Us
Much
Choke
Youngsters
Popcorn
Who
Film
Film Stars
The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps.
Julie Burchill
Me
Woman
Fear
Free
Own
Says
Feminist
Times
Should
Body
Her
Right
Covering up, so far as I can see, is often the accompaniment to far more truly shameful behaviour than stripping off.
Julie Burchill
Stripping
See
More
Shameful
Covering
Truly
Off
Up
Than
Behaviour
Often
Far
Shame, like beauty, is often in the eye of the beholder.
Julie Burchill
Eye Of The Beholder
Beauty
Eye
Shame
Like
Often
Beholder
I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history?
Julie Burchill
Great
History
Past
Never
Come
How
Been
Politically
Nostalgic
Personally
People often yearn back to more innocent times, but more and more, as I get older, I find myself hankering after more jaded days.
Julie Burchill
Myself
People
Innocent
Older
Back
Find
More
More And More
Days
Yearn
Times
Get
Jaded
Often
Hankering
After
When did women whose looks are not their living start conducting themselves like the simpering inmates of an Ottoman empire seraglio?
Julie Burchill
Women
Living
Empire
Like
Looks
Conducting
Did
Themselves
Whose
Start
As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning women on the bus, hearing them bang on about their aches and pains, both real and imagined.
Julie Burchill
Life
Women
My Life
Define
Kid
About
Both
Like
Real
Hearing
Moaning
Bang
Sitting
Aches
Behind
Want
Grew
Bus
Them
Pains
Imagined
No matter how old and glorious the models, sad indeed is the woman who sees fashion as a means of self-expression rather than an agent of social control.
Julie Burchill
Sad
Fashion
Woman
Matter
Old
Glorious
Control
Indeed
Rather
Sees
Self-Expression
How
Than
Models
Social
Agent
Means
Who
I believe, literally, in the God of the Old Testament, whom I understand as the Lord of the Jews and the Protestants. I'm a Christian Zionist, as well as a Christian feminist and a Christian socialist.
Julie Burchill
God
Old
Believe
Christian
Jews
Well
Understand
Lord
Feminist
Testament
Literally
Old Testament
Whom
Socialist
Zionist
Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule.
Julie Burchill
Husband
Parents
Rule
Say
Someone
Exception
Generally
Had
Like
Proved
Proverbial
Families
Who
Suck
Is the raggle-taggle Brangelina tribe any more bogus than that of the landlocked yummy mummy who believes that she can drop half a dozen brats and still keep a modest carbon footprint? I don't think so.
Julie Burchill
Drop
Half
Think
Tribe
More
Footprint
She
Still
Than
Any
Modest
Bogus
Who
Keep
Believes
Carbon
Mummy
Dozen
What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?
Julie Burchill
Beauty
Mirrors
Know
Sort
Smoke
Smoke And Mirrors
Done
Anyway
Sap
Now
Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one.
Julie Burchill
Love
Wise
Women
Men
Way
Out
Give
Fact
Thus
Most
Go
Lots
Women Are
Them
I've always thought of beauty therapy, 'alternative' treatments and the like as the female equivalent of brothels - for essentially self-deceiving people who feel a bit hollow and have to pay to be touched.
Julie Burchill
People
Thought
Beauty
Pay
Bit
Touched
Feel
Like
Alternative
Female
Always
Equivalent
Essentially
Hollow
Who
Therapy
Treatments
'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened into a state of babyish beatification.
Julie Burchill
Women
Stress
Healthy
Every
State
Spoke
Feel
Explain
Used
Regularly
Why
Need
Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to portray her as some sort of cross between Mother Teresa and Marilyn Monroe.
Julie Burchill
Mother
Monroe
Strive
Out
Some
Cross
Seems
Between
Particular
Sort
Mother Teresa
Her
Nicole
Nicole Kidman
Portray
Bring
Marilyn
Marilyn Monroe
These women whose antics we smirk at good-naturedly in the pap-traps put themselves out there at least partly on their beauty; they are in showbiz, and showing what they've got is part of their business as much as it is for male show-ponies from the Chippendales to George Clooney.
Julie Burchill
Business
Women
Beauty
Out
Part
Put
Partly
Got
Least
George
Male
George Clooney
Clooney
Themselves
Much
Showbiz
Showing
Whose
The secret is not to care what anyone thinks of you.
Julie Burchill
You
Care
Secret
Anyone
Thinks
I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago.
Julie Burchill
Man
Fool
Long
Seem
More
Days
Know
How
Any
Deceiving
No one knows 'men' as such, any more than anyone knows 'women,' and if they do generalise they're probably trying to hide their own ignorance. You might know one 'man,' yes, or even lots of individual 'men'.
Julie Burchill
You
Man
Ignorance
Women
Hide
Men
Own
One-Man
More
Individual
No-One
Know
Knows
Lots
Yes
Than
Trying
Any
Anyone
Might
Even
The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses.
Julie Burchill
Money
Result
Own
Pay
Mince
Circus
Willingly
Pocket
My Own
Could
Miss
Smelling
Came
Were
Cultural
Off
Mouths
Being
Experiences
Bread
Poor
Roses
Thing
Here
When I moved to Brighton from London in 1995, I was struck by what I thought of as its townliness. A town, it seemed to me, was that perfect place to live, neither city nor country, both of which like to think they are light years apart but actually have a great deal in common.
Julie Burchill
Great
Me
Light
Great Deal
Thought
Country
Live
Think
Neither
City
London
Seemed
Struck
Both
Perfect
Town
Like
Deal
Nor
Years
Common
Moved
Place
Which
Apart
Actually
Brighton
Blakes Hotel in South Kensington was a particular favourite of mine during what I affectionately think of as my Restless Years.
Julie Burchill
Think
Mine
Favourite
Restless
Hotel
Particular
Years
South
Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist.
Julie Burchill
Bent
Bitter
Seems
More
Crowded
Never
Tourist
Nor
Than
Bridges
Amsterdam
One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and 'doing a show.'
Julie Burchill
Christmas
Me
Totally
Town
Build-Up
Doing
Tradition
However
Up
Going
Show
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