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Jason Jones
About
Comedy
Just
Life
Never
You
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I've been very fortunate in my life.
Jason Jones
Life
My Life
Been
Very
Fortunate
As long as Fox News continues to exist, you've got comedy.
Jason Jones
News
You
Comedy
Long
Got
Exist
Fox
Fox News
The Holiday Inn Express brand is known for great service, comfortable beds, all-you-can-eat ice from machines at every hotel, so I was pretty excited when they asked me to be a part of their Smart Thinking Platform.
Jason Jones
Service
Great
Me
Smart
Every
Thinking
Machines
Pretty
Part
Excited
Great Service
Hotel
Known
Comfortable
Beds
Brand
Holiday
Ice
Asked
Express
Platform
Inn
Fletcher Jones, is that not a quarterback's name? My kid is going to be a quarterback for the Hamilton Tiger Cats one day.
Jason Jones
Day
Cats
Kid
One Day
Name
Tiger
Quarterback
Hamilton
Going
People feel really uncomfortable when there's silence.
Jason Jones
Silence
People
Uncomfortable
Feel
Really
I don't really have any apps!
Jason Jones
Apps
Any
Really
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.'
Jason Jones
Life
You
Travel
Dark
Comedy
Real Life
Down
Television
Presumably
Network
Network Television
Road
Real
Exist
Any
Just
Network was just never the right fit with what I think is funny.
Jason Jones
Funny
Think
Network
Never
Fit
Just
Right
We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly.
Jason Jones
Tough
Honestly
Our
Kids
Answer
Question
Ask
Us
I would rather be right than happy.
Jason Jones
Happy
Would
Rather
Than
Right
Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've co-opted and made it seem like it's mine.
Jason Jones
Me
Made
Everything
Mine
About
Seem
Something
Write
Writers
Like
Happened
Kernel
Even at its height, 'The Daily Show' would do one great show a week, one pretty good show a week, and then two 'meh' ones. It was filler.
Jason Jones
Good
Great
Daily
Would
Pretty
Pretty Good
Week
Great Show
Height
Then
Show
Even
Filler
Daily Show
Two
People are forgetting how crazy President 43 was.
Jason Jones
Crazy
People
President
How
Forgetting
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show.
Jason Jones
News
You
About
Having
Point
Point Of View
Comedic
View
Show
It's just not good to put stock in a Hollywood celebrity.
Jason Jones
Good
Put
Stock
Celebrity
Just
Hollywood
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