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Douglas Adams
English
Writer
Born:
Mar 11
,
1952
Died:
May 11
,
2001
Me
People
Think
Time
Worth
You
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In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Douglas Adams
Fly
Must
Simply
Miss
Order
Ground
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Douglas Adams
Time
Illusion
Doubly
Lunchtime
See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise, you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.
Douglas Adams
You
Will
First
Think
Otherwise
Later
See
Only
Most
Always
Test
Scientists
Were
Forget
Expecting
Then
I have rooms full of little dongly things and don't want any more. Half the little dongly things I've got, I don't even know what gizmo they're for. More importantly, half the gizmos I've got, I don't know where their little dongly thing is.
Douglas Adams
Half
More
Gizmos
Know
Got
Importantly
Any
Where
Want
Little
Rooms
Full
Even
Thing
Things
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Douglas Adams
Hoped
He
Merely
Involved
Prayed
Contradiction
Afterlife
Realized
Then
Here
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
Douglas Adams
Reality
Guide
Definitive
Frequently
Inaccurate
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
Douglas Adams
Rain
Judge
Nice
Think
Am
Fish
Wet
Then
Who
Who Am I
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams
You
Live
Rate
Learn
Any
I taught myself to play the guitar by listening to Paul Simon records, working it out note by note. He is an incredibly intelligent musician. He's not someone who has a natural outpouring of melody like McCartney or Dylan, who are just terribly prolific with musical ideas.
Douglas Adams
Myself
Natural
Guitar
Listening
Incredibly
Musical
Musical Ideas
Melody
Prolific
Musician
Out
Someone
Simon
Records
Outpouring
He
Like
Ideas
Terribly
Intelligent
Just
Taught
Dylan
McCartney
Note
Paul
Paul Simon
Working
Who
Play
We think that the world is a solid, vivid place, full of shape and colour and solid objects like this table and this microphone and so on, but we actually create that in our heads out of the bits of information that hit the back of our eyeballs or hit our eardrums or hit our tongues or whatever.
Douglas Adams
World
Whatever
Think
Back
Our
Solid
Bits
Out
Eyeballs
Table
Vivid
Objects
Shape
Colour
Heads
Like
Hit
Microphone
Information
Place
Create
Full
Actually
Tongues
There is a piece of me that likes to fondly imagine my maverick and rebellious nature. But, more accurately, I like to have a nice and cosy institution that I can rub up against a little bit.
Douglas Adams
Nature
Me
Nice
Bit
Fondly
More
Institution
Like
Piece
Likes
Up
Maverick
Accurately
Against
Little
Little Bit
Rebellious
Imagine
Rub
People wanted me to do a CD-ROM of 'Hitchhiker's,' and I thought, 'No, no.' I didn't want to just sort of reverse-engineer yet another thing from a book I'd already written. I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in.
Douglas Adams
Me
Book
People
Worth
Digital
Thought
Own
Think
Enough
Something
Written
Sort
Another
Just
Want
Wanted
Interesting
Media
Right
Thing
Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.
Douglas Adams
Good
Meet
Friendly
Egalitarian
Place
Cyberspace
I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that's it. The lifestyle doesn't change.
Douglas Adams
Me
Change
Money
Bit
Find
Having
Lifestyle
Between
Get
Quite
Quite A Bit
Difference
Bigger
Bills
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.
Douglas Adams
Mind
Thought
Rare
Too
Indeed
Significant
Fact
Could
Misleading
Cry
Render
Obvious
Non-Existent
Revealing
Very
Hitherto
Popular
There's nothing worse than sitting down to write a novel and saying, 'Well, okay, I'm going to do something of high artistic worth.'
Douglas Adams
Saying
Worth
Nothing
Down
Worse
Okay
High
Something
Write
Well
Than
Sitting
Going
Artistic
Novel
I've been trying to... Having been an English literary graduate, I've been trying to avoid the idea of doing art ever since. I think the idea of art kills creativity.
Douglas Adams
Art
Creativity
Think
Having
Idea
Since
Doing
Been
Trying
Graduate
Literary
Avoid
English
Ever
I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn't anything going on the outside!
Douglas Adams
Eyes
Walk
Seen
Hell
Assumed
Everybody
Kid
Must
Inside
Something
Only
Outside
Open
Knew
Sure
Because
His
Going
Anybody
Anything
Who
Ever
Actually
Wide
The usual method of finding a little dongly thing that actually matches a gizmo I want to use is to go and buy another one, at a price that can physically drive the air from your body.
Douglas Adams
Buy
Drive
Air
Finding
Physically
Price
Another
Matches
Go
Method
Want
Little
Body
Use
Your
Your Body
Usual
Actually
Thing
I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in.
Douglas Adams
Worth
Digital
Own
Think
Enough
Something
Interesting
Media
Right
Years and years ago, I did a game based on 'Hitchhiker's Guide' with a company called Infocom, which was a great company. They were doing witty, intelligent, literate games based on text.
Douglas Adams
Great
Game
Guide
Witty
Doing
Were
Years
Years Ago
Years And Years
Text
Intelligent
Did
Literate
Which
Games
Company
Based
I think you get most of the most interesting work done in fields where people don't think they're doing art but are merely practicing a craft and working as good craftsmen. Being literate as a writer is good craft, is knowing your job, is knowing how to use your tools properly and not to damage the tools as you use them.
Douglas Adams
Work
Art
Good
You
People
Job
Think
Tools
Properly
Writer
Merely
Most
Knowing
Practicing
How
Doing
Get
Craft
Done
Craftsmen
Being
Where
Literate
Interesting
Fields
Them
Interesting Work
Working
Use
Your
Damage
Because the Internet is so new, we still don't really understand what it is. We mistake it for a type of publishing or broadcasting, because that's what we're used to. So people complain that there's a lot of rubbish online, or that it's dominated by Americans, or that you can't necessarily trust what you read on the Web.
Douglas Adams
You
Trust
Mistake
People
Internet
Rubbish
Complain
Type
Broadcasting
Web
Online
New
Read
Because
Understand
Still
Lot
Dominated
American
Really
Used
Publishing
Necessarily
Working out the social politics of who you can trust and why is, quite literally, what a very large part of our brain has evolved to do.
Douglas Adams
Politics
You
Trust
Our
Out
Evolved
Part
Brain
Very
Quite
Literally
Social
Working
Who
Large
Large Part
Why
I used to be a great fan of doing crosswords. When you're fiddling around with anagrams, you get wonderful jumbles of syllables that become interesting.
Douglas Adams
Great
You
Wonderful
Become
Around
Doing
Get
Fan
Fiddling
Interesting
Used
Syllables
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Work
Deadline
Deadlines
Relatable
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