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David Spade Quotes
David Spade
American
Actor
Born:
Jul 22
,
1964
Funny
Get
Got
Just
Smart
You
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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
David Spade
You
Have Fun
Way
Brutal
Look
Around
Truthful
Screw
Either
Depressing
Fun
Things
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
School
Smart
High
High School
Having
Friends
Grade
Grade School
Quit
Any
Being
Being Smart
Started
I have no detectable hair style.
David Spade
Hair
Style
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
David Spade
Relationships
Those
About
Civilians
No-One
Hear
Lot
Sell
Stories
Wants
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
David Spade
Fighting
Back
Exact
Guy
Pounds
Weight
Powder
Am
West
West Coast
Get
Want
Movie
Coast
Measurements
Reigning
Now
Right
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
David Spade
Cartoon
Like
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
David Spade
Me
Something
Had
Well
Got
Go
Where
Movies
Things
I never dated much in high school or college.
David Spade
School
College
High
High School
Dated
Never
Much
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
David Spade
Funny
Women
Men
Chasing
About
Something
Always
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
David Spade
Too Late
Think
Too
Late
No-One
Weird
Know
Up
Get
Wants
Alarm
Set
Sleep
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
David Spade
Only
Version
Different
Note
Play
Honest
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