David Spade Quotes

David Spade
David Spade
American Actor
Born: Jul 22, 1964
Funny Get Got Just Smart You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. David Spade
You Have Fun Way Brutal Look Around Truthful Screw Either Depressing Fun Things
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. David Spade
School Smart High High School Having Friends Grade Grade School Quit Any Being Being Smart Started
I have no detectable hair style. David Spade
Hair Style
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade
Relationships Those About Civilians No-One Hear Lot Sell Stories Wants
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade
Fighting Back Exact Guy Pounds Weight Powder Am West West Coast Get Want Movie Coast Measurements Reigning Now Right
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. David Spade
Cartoon Like
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. David Spade
Me Something Had Well Got Go Where Movies Things
I never dated much in high school or college. David Spade
School College High High School Dated Never Much
There's always something funny about men chasing women. David Spade
Funny Women Men Chasing About Something Always
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. David Spade
Too Late Think Too Late No-One Weird Know Up Get Wants Alarm Set Sleep
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. David Spade
Only Version Different Note Play Honest

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