20 Conan O'Brien Quotes for You to Enjoy

Conan O'Brien

American Entertainer

Born: Apr 18, 1963

Because Best Life War Will You

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality. Conan O'Brien

You Disappointment Beauty Conviction Clarity Through True Gain Originality

When all else fails there's always delusion. Conan O'Brien

Else Delusion Fails Always When All Else Fails

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. Conan O'Brien

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If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. Conan O'Brien

Life You Kind Some Gives Make Juice Lemons

Fish recognize a bad leader. Conan O'Brien

Leader Recognize Bad Fish

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.' Conan O'Brien

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Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans. Conan O'Brien

Day Fans Will Distinguished Easily High-Tech New Talk Toys Any Interactive Stores Apparently Wars Star Star Wars Now

I think the best thing I ever did was, years before I got the 'Late Night' show, when I first got out to Los Angeles to be a television writer, the first thing I did was I signed up to take improvisational classes... And I studied that for years, and I really loved it. Conan O'Brien

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In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have. Conan O'Brien

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President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. Conan O'Brien

Book Amazing President President Bush President Clinton Signed Only Write Read Deal Clinton Yes Get Bush Million

I'll say I'm happy doing my thing. No one says 'no comment' anymore. Conan O'Brien

Happy Say Says No-One Doing Comment Anymore Thing

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. Conan O'Brien

Love Dreams People Regret Every Seven Way Months I Love Hosting Comedian Got Did Show Second Tonight Tonight Show

Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42. Conan O'Brien

Path Will Your Necessarily

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. Conan O'Brien

War Saying News White White House Changed President President Bush Say Schedule Main He Since Sponge House His Taping Officials Difference Bush Bob Much They Say Started Watching

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.' Conan O'Brien

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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. Conan O'Brien

War Government Time Army Will Say Minister Pretty Had He Prime Checked Prime Minister Like Sure Said Go However Iraq Canada Canadian Us Help Last Last Time

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. Conan O'Brien

If you work hard and you are kind, amazing things will happen. Conan O'Brien

Work Hard Be Kind You Are Amazing