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Claudia Winkleman
Claudia Winkleman
English Entertainer
Born: Jan 15, 1972
Like Me People Think Time You
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A dark room with some low-level whale music and a flat bed and a woman pulling your shoulder back and forth is a happy place. Claudia Winkleman
Music Woman Happy Dark Back Some Bed Whale Flat Place Room Forth Low-Level Shoulder Your Pulling
Grown-up parties are so dull they make me want to throw a tantrum and hurl red wine on the nearest cream-damask armchair. Claudia Winkleman
Me Wine Hurl Throw Red Armchair Red Wine Parties Make Tantrum Dull Want Grown-Up Nearest
I'd like my children to remember all the cuddles and bedtimes, and that I worshipped them unconditionally. Claudia Winkleman
Remember Worshipped Unconditionally Like Children Them
I won a robotics championship when I was 13. Claudia Winkleman
Robotics Won Championship
I have always been a little bit forgetful. Claudia Winkleman
Bit Always Been Little Little Bit
Forgetting stuff is just human, especially when other things are on our minds. Claudia Winkleman
Other Our Minds Stuff Forgetting Human Just Things
There's no fun in relationships. OK - that's not strictly true. I will agree that the first bit can be not totally unpleasant. There's the initial meeting and the heart quickening and the stomach-churning excitement of it all. Claudia Winkleman
Heart Will First Strictly Meeting Relationships Bit OK Unpleasant No Fun Totally Excitement True Quickening Fun Agree Initial
Men are, on the whole, born without any fashion sense whatsoever. I don't say this to be mean, but I'm just being honest. Claudia Winkleman
Fashion Men Sense Say Born Without Whatsoever Any Just Being Being Honest Mean Whole Honest
If a straight man dresses well, chances are he's not straight. Claudia Winkleman
Man Dresses He Well Straight Straight Man Chances
The truth is that tights are just so cosy. Claudia Winkleman
Truth Truth Is Tights Just
If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I think tights are for old people,' then know this: she's desperate to have kids, she wants you and her to live in the same house as her mum, she never wants to go out and she just wants to lie on your chest for the next 15 years. Claudia Winkleman
Life You Lie People Old Desperate Girl My Life Live Think Meet Worn Says Kids All My Life Out Wear Darling Never Know House She Course Tights Go Chest Years Same Just Wants Mean Them Then Next Old People Your Who Mum Her
Christmas is not a time for laughter. Christmas is a time for pain. Claudia Winkleman
Christmas Time Laughter Pain
Now people who keep fish disturb me the most, if I'm totally honest. They always smell a bit like fish food and they know just a bit too much about eels. Claudia Winkleman
Food Me People Too Much Smell Too Bit Disturb Totally About Like Know Most Always Fish Just Much Who Keep Now Honest
Who actually enjoys skiing? Come on, even Olympic ski masters, even James Bond, think that dressing up in all that fluorescent, insulated kit and having to manoeuvre down a mountain in the freezing cold is no way to spend leisure time. Claudia Winkleman
Time Down Think Cold Spend Way Dressing Having Kit Come Freezing Insulated Masters Up Mountain James James Bond Leisure Leisure Time Ski Skiing Who Even Actually Bond Olympic
There's nothing quite as perfect as going to a dark room where you can eat fattening food next to the man you love. OK. All right. Like. The man you like. Claudia Winkleman
Love Food You Man Dark Nothing Fattening OK Eat Perfect Like Going Quite Where Room Next Right
There is no film on the face of this earth that is as blatant a girl's film as '27 Dresses.' Claudia Winkleman
Face Girl Earth Dresses Blatant Film
The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done? Claudia Winkleman
Girl Husband Herself Earth See Dresses Only He Question Done Ask Chooses
The reason why those female celebrities are always in filthy moods is not because they're being hounded by men with massive cameras or because Ridley Scott cancelled their film. They just want to get their hands on a cheeseburger. Claudia Winkleman
Men Filthy Those Moods Massive Cheeseburger Because Female Always Cameras Scott Celebrities Get Hands Hands-On Cancelled Just Being Want Reason Ridley Scott Film Why
I love skiing. What on earth have I been doing on a beach all this time? I mean, that's for morons - you can get sunburn and really damage yourself. Claudia Winkleman
Love Time You Yourself Earth Beach Morons Doing Been Get Mean Skiing Really Damage
I still have to stand on a box to post a letter. Claudia Winkleman
Post Box Still Stand Letter
I've always thought MySpace sounds like a new estate agency in central London run by two men who favour large-lapel suits and goatees. Claudia Winkleman
Suits Thought Men Run Favour London Myspace New Like Always Sounds Estate Central Agency Who Two
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