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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
Chuck Palahniuk
American
Novelist
Born:
Feb 21
,
1962
Life
Me
People
Think
Time
You
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The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it.
Chuck Palahniuk
Best
You
Flu
I See
See
About
Never
How
Hands
Getting
Again
Shot
Your
Wash
Thing
Need
Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
Chuck Palahniuk
Gun
Everyone
Head
Invisible
Smiles
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
God
Pet
Down
Alligators
Maybe
Just
Toilet
Humans
We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax.
Chuck Palahniuk
Relax
Made
Mistakes
Must
Making
Years
Years Ago
Same
Same Mistakes
Right
You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
Chuck Palahniuk
Day
You
Will
One Day
Worthless
Must
Until
Die
Realize
Then
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises.
Chuck Palahniuk
Faith
Training
Imagination
Tooth
Tooth Fairy
Easter
Seem
Purpose
Toward
Steps
Like
Fairy
Greater
Exercises
Real
Bunny
Behind
Santa
Santa Claus
Payoff
Each
Cognitive
The answer is there is no answer.
Chuck Palahniuk
Answer
If we can prove an afterlife, then we have less pressure to make our physical life last forever.
Chuck Palahniuk
Life
Pressure
Our
Physical
Make
Prove
Forever
Afterlife
Then
Less
Last
As a lower-class kid, I was raised to think success would be owning stuff. Having that great job, too. Now I find my parents' dream was wrong. You never really own anything. And you're never really finished as a person.
Chuck Palahniuk
Success
Great
You
Job
Parents
Finished
I Was Raised
Own
Think
Too
Kid
Dream
Would
Great Job
Would-Be
Find
Having
Never
Wrong
Stuff
Person
Owning
Anything
Really
Now
Raised
Writing gave me the world.
Chuck Palahniuk
Me
Writing
World
Gave
If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim from Kurt Vonnegut, and my distanced fracture quality is all from Amy Hempel, who's probably my favourite writer.
Chuck Palahniuk
You
Quality
Find
Favourite
Writer
Take
Picked
Almost
Stuff
Kurt
Repetitions
Up
Apart
Amy
Think about George Orwell's three-minute hate from the novel '1984' and how that left everyone sort of exhausted and able to live their boring humdrum lives. If our lives are going to continue being unfulfilled and boring, perhaps we do need some sort of short-term violent chaos incorporated into them, to make them more palatable.
Chuck Palahniuk
Hate
Exhausted
Live
Think
Chaos
Everyone
Our
Our Lives
Boring
Able
Some
About
More
Perhaps
Make
Sort
How
George
Continue
Left
Going
Being
Unfulfilled
Short-Term
Them
Novel
Lives
Orwell
Violent
Incorporated
Need
Humdrum
Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless.
Chuck Palahniuk
Buy
Music
You
People
Writing
Passion
Clothes
Live
Painting
Second-Hand
Enough
Bit
Wealthy
Seem
Develop
Cheap
Particular
Look
Still
Place
Little
Little Bit
Your
Less
Even
Homeless
Portland
If you don't believe what other people believe, then they'll accuse you of being nihilistic.
Chuck Palahniuk
You
People
Believe
Other
Accuse
Being
Then
Your life isn't about doing one perfect 'thing' and then falling down dead. It's more like going to church or writing a book. You do it over and over, always trying to be a little bit better. Then you die.
Chuck Palahniuk
Life
You
Book
Writing
Better
Church
Down
Bit
About
More
Perfect
Over
Like
Dead
Always
Doing
Falling
Trying
Die
Going
Little
Little Bit
Then
Your
Thing
Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.
Chuck Palahniuk
Me
Book
Joy
Impossible
Ending
Sick
Relief
New
New Book
Makes
Discovering
I've always been very curious about fringe cultures where people temporarily adopt a different social model or way of presenting themselves.
Chuck Palahniuk
People
Way
Temporarily
About
Adopt
Always
Been
Cultures
Very
Model
Curious
Fringe
Where
Different
Social
Themselves
Presenting
I've always thought stand-up comedians were the oral storytellers of our time, because they know rhetoric, they know delivery, they know timing, they know all of these things that you can only learn by telling a story out loud and interacting with an audience.
Chuck Palahniuk
Time
You
Thought
Timing
Our
Our Time
Out
Telling
Only
Delivery
Know
Comedians
Learn
Because
Audience
Always
Were
Loud
Oral
Interacting
Rhetoric
Story
Storytellers
Things
When I first read the story 'Guts' in workshop - my fellow writers that I've been meeting with for almost 20 years - they laughed; they didn't have any kind of shock reaction.
Chuck Palahniuk
First
Meeting
Laughed
Kind
Guts
Writers
Almost
Fellow
Reaction
Read
Been
Years
Shock
Any
Story
Workshop
It seems that so much writing is being done in the nineteenth-century model, where every connection has to be thoroughly explained.
Chuck Palahniuk
Writing
Every
Thoroughly
Seems
Model
Done
Being
Where
Being Done
Explained
Much
Connection
That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.
Chuck Palahniuk
Love
Saying
You
Ways
About
Both
Both Ways
Well
Always
How
Works
Thing
I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is.
Chuck Palahniuk
People
World
Chaos
Way
Out
Find
Some
Horrific
Make
Trying
Order
Things
I think it's more important to write something that brings men back to reading than it is to write for people who already read. There's a reason men don't read, and it's because books don't serve men. It's time we produce books that serve men.
Chuck Palahniuk
Time
People
Men
Important
Reading
Think
Back
Books
I Think
Something
More
Write
Read
Because
Than
Produce
Reason
Who
Serve
Brings
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.
Chuck Palahniuk
Just
Crap
Happens
Either
Special
Trash
Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.
Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes
Big
Past
Too
Seems
Hold
Present
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Chuck Palahniuk
Education
Game
Better
Random
Our
About
Facts
Feel
Make
Left
Us
Game Shows
Useless
Shows
Designed
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