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Bill Hader Quotes
Bill Hader Quotes
Bill Hader
American
Actor
Born:
Jun 7
,
1978
Comedy
Good
Me
People
Time
You
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The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.
Bill Hader
Time
First
Met
Dressed
He
Like
First Time
Dean
James
Literally
James Dean
James Franco
Filming
I grew up in a total Pink Floyd house.
Bill Hader
Total
House
Pink
Pink Floyd
Up
Grew
Floyd
I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working as a production assistant knocked that right out of me.
Bill Hader
Me
Director
Out
Kind
Writer
Knocked
Like
Working
Production
Twenties
Right
Early
Assistant
When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They'd be really bad at first, but the more I did it, the better I'd get.
Bill Hader
Me
Writing
Better
First
Met
Bad
More
He
Get
Did
Screenplays
Really
Should
Start
One of the reasons I started working at 'South Park,' actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.
Bill Hader
Tell
Structure
Park
Learn
How
South
South Park
Wanted
Story
Working
Reasons
Actually
Things
Started
I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible at them.
Bill Hader
Gave
Meetings
Favorite
Favorite Part
Hated
Week
Part
Terrible
Least
Were
Up
Pitch
Just
Them
If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight line of dialogue because I can't sing to save my life.
Bill Hader
Life
Time
You
My Life
Singing
Everyone
Like
Sing
Because
Dialogue
Line
SNL
Person
Any
Just
Straight
Straight Line
Who
Thing
Watch
Save
I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any coffee shop in L.A., and there are a hundred people your age with Final Draft.
Bill Hader
You
Age
People
Coffee
Final
Final Draft
Hundred
Oklahoma
Only
Computer
Go
Up
Shop
Any
Then
Your
Show
Draft
I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: 'South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys.
Bill Hader
Work
You
People
First
Looking
Nice
Thinking
Meet
Those
Kind
Something
Guys
Park
Like
Became
Click
How
South
Lot
Friends
South Park
Get
Just
Nice Guys
The nature of 'SNL' is that it's so in-the-moment.
Bill Hader
Nature
SNL
To be honest, I don't know how comedy works.
Bill Hader
Comedy
To Be Honest
Know
How
Works
Honest
I've seen people who come to work say, 'No, I'm doing it this way, and that's that.' I'm the opposite - I like being out of my element; it's where I like to live.
Bill Hader
Work
People
Seen
Live
Way
Say
Out
Come
Like
Doing
Opposite
Being
Where
Who
Element
Jon Ronson makes me laugh. I've read all of his books.
Bill Hader
Me
Books
Laugh
Jon
Read
Makes
His
David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.
Bill Hader
Good
Me
Mad
David
Makes
George Saunders is a complete genius.
Bill Hader
Genius
Complete
George
I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that.
Bill Hader
Try
Out
Through
Brain
Lot
Get
Just
Them
Stressed
I met Robin Williams a few times, and he was a beautiful guy.
Bill Hader
Beautiful
Met
Few
Williams
Guy
He
Robin
Robin Williams
Times
Every relationship is work.
Bill Hader
Work
Relationship
Every
I really liked John Candy in 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles.' He was so good in that movie.
Bill Hader
Good
John
He
Liked
Trains
Candy
Movie
Automobiles
Planes
Really
I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression.
Bill Hader
You
Fall
Telling
Like
Impression
Story
I have a lot of incomplete short films and incomplete scripts out there.
Bill Hader
Incomplete
Films
Out
Lot
Short
Short Films
Scripts
I was offered a lot of supporting crazy parts in comedies because that's all I had done.
Bill Hader
Crazy
Had
Supporting
Comedies
Parts
Because
Lot
Offered
Done
When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong.
Bill Hader
Work
You
People
Tell
Wrong
How
Fix
Right
I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don't have the DVDs out. I put them in binders.
Bill Hader
Those
Out
Collect
Put
Movies
Them
Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.
Bill Hader
Everyone
Everything
Way
Connected
Tech
Now
Fred Willard still makes me laugh.
Bill Hader
Me
Laugh
Fred
Makes
Still
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