Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen
Woody Allen
American Director
Born: Dec 1, 1935
Death Just Life Make Wife You
Related authors: David Lynch George Lucas Martin Scorsese Spike Lee Stanley Kubrick Steven Spielberg Tim Burton
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. Woody Allen
Wife Want Really Her
I am two with nature. Woody Allen
Nature Am Two
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. Woody Allen
Time Rest Most Any Much Fun
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. Woody Allen
God Try Sunday Finding Plumber Only
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! Woody Allen
Great Ran Triangle Great Idea Had He Idea New
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. Woody Allen
You Mistakes Too Harvard Kissinger Know Makes Taught
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Woody Allen
Death Experience Impossible Carry Objectively Still Tune
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
Softball Back Guilty Steal Feel Go Base Played Second
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Woody Allen
Our Say Days Why Numbered
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. Woody Allen
Crime Year Supplies Takes Over Dollars Very Office America Little Organized Forty Billion Billion Dollars
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. Woody Allen
Never Look Been Intellectual
Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen
Death Hope Marriage
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. Woody Allen
Money Think Later Only Idea Concept Make Get Turn Notion Now Right
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen
Good Practice Own Lover My Own Because Lot
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen
God Nature Poet Tree Out Only Make Because Said How Get Bark Hard Figure
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